rachel 🧜‍♀️

The only thing more powerful than hate is love.

fr i'm so mad. this front office has no loyalty, mounty is gonna get the boot for this loser :(

no thanks !

mike elias doesn't care about winning, if the o's win great but it's secondary, he cares about looking smart and doesn't care how many times he looks dumb for his "maverick" moves because when one of them hits, oh boy just you wait, they'll finally see how smart he's been and how wrong they all were

david rubenstein stop buying the magna carta and start buying an ulnar collateral ligament challenge

i mean ok... what is even the point of giving a single fuck about the orioles anymore when no one is safe from being traded

It hasn't sunk in to folks yet how truly remarkable it is that Mamdani won. It's absolutely incredible.

This account will be equal parts hopeful and gloating for the rest of the evening. To that end: Pour one out for the pile of NYC billionaire money that was utterly incinerated tonight!

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

We did it for you Dick Cheney

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

God, playoff extra innings is a lot more fun when it's not happening to you

baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

This whole email is so tone-deaf. All of us are fed up with the front office, no one gives a flying fuck about this right now

these names are a tragedeigh

maybe the orioles and twins should combine for the rest of the year. we might be able to field a full roster that way

God help us if one of them gets hurt......

This is without a doubt the most devastating deadline since 2018. Which is insane, considering we went to the playoffs last year.

last offseason, the only thing the orioles really needed was an OF that could hit lefties and 2 decent starting pitchers. Mike Elias couldn’t do that. he failed massively, and now we’re here

Oof, that means Mounty and Dean are the most tenured Orioles....

Imagine having the core of talent Mike Elias has and finding yourself selling off like this. Just complete baseball malpractice in Baltimore over the past year.

as a Depressed Orioles fan, I would love this for you 😭😭 the Mariners are so fun and y'all deserve happiness!!!!! 🧡🧡🧡

this was a much needed laugh, thank you for that 😂😂

Sorry, Basallo has been dealt to St. Louis for a rookie-ball reliever named Fortsumter Choachingham

Also the Orioles just... cannot be doing this. That rebuild was so intense. The whole org got overhauled. It's also not like they are that White Sox core that never really got off the ground. They were on takeoff and now what?

Sports are so evil, I swear. In the past 12 months, I've watched the Ravens lose out of the playoffs yet again, my favorite basketball player got traded to my least favorite team, and now my favorite baseball player is also gone. I'm so over it.

same... when i was scrolling through my photo album from his debut game, it really hit how many people are gone. this sucks big time

That's valid! Everyone deals with it their own way