thinks i look pretty in my new stupid hats
asked him to come over but "don't feel pressured" and he replied "i donβt iβm in love"
cigarettes is incredible
played the carpenters for me all night long
missed him so much i got into a physical altercation with a subway cop
i fk with the new pope so heavy
he hates that i think the safdie brothers are handsome. hates it. well!
i ordered eggplant parm and he said "that's so cute"
you're telling me this list is mid?
my bf told me i look "just like hailey bieber" and then got really sad when i said that is ridiculous. he pulled up pictures of her on his phone and said "see?" anyway good luck to the rest of you
#1 hack to an instantly better mood: send a fan letter
but also him singing How Long as he makes us breakfast
open.spotify.com/track/379W8d...
the song of the summer is my perfect boyfriend telling me he loves me
but did you really have to call Wirecutter a βterrorist organizationβ?
i would like to be put in a box. it would be good for me
lock up your husbands
blasting Sade with the worst of intentions
thank you @williefitz.bsky.social for the edits! <3
ok to be serious for a second.... i wrote about a night of dancing on acid in the "little america" of seoul. also: tourism in asia, globalized rave culture, sex work, and robert altman
dilettantearmy.com/articles/an-...
if you have a contact form on your website instead of an email addressβget over yourself
fine
woah you guys are actually on here for real huh
roz from frasier fancam. hey siri roz from frasier fancam
dj 2008
dj it smells like someone spilled poppers in here
i could have written clair de lune. i have the sadness in me. but thankfully i donβt have to
dj restocking fee
dj grass fed
dj hit by a car