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Gorditos, Ho!

@gorditosho

“Gorditos, hoooo!” Phoenix, AZ

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Happy Saturday sexy people… hope this weekend be awesome for everyone, hot sweaty moments (not gym) and lots of loads exchanged 😍🥵😈

07.03.2026 17:50 👍 104 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0
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Happy Wet Wednesday

25.02.2026 14:43 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Name the date 😉

24.02.2026 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Happy Monday sexy people.

23.02.2026 23:16 👍 290 🔁 27 💬 18 📌 1
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One of each 😉

08.02.2026 19:22 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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08.02.2026 17:53 👍 36 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
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07.02.2026 16:08 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, girls like us use fresh baggies every time.

08.10.2025 12:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’ve got coffee. We’ve got a patio. Now all we need is you. Sending big hugs.

05.10.2025 22:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well, isn’t he adorable. Some guys never make it past a middle-school mentality.

27.05.2025 20:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You should bump into these more often

10.05.2025 18:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Releasing the kraken

13.04.2025 17:11 👍 32 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Ready when you are!

14.02.2025 17:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No, all of us do

20.01.2025 22:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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#fcf

16.01.2025 20:38 👍 44 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

We would have started a cheeseburger GoFundMe if we had seen you like this.

10.01.2025 23:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who? Us?

21.11.2024 23:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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#wetwednesday

13.11.2024 14:14 👍 38 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

2/2 I can see how what you are saying can apply to real life, but my (mostly) apolitical social media posts offer little to nothing to the conversations. I don’t want or need the people who care so little about me as a whole person to even glimpse into my life.

10.11.2024 17:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nearly half of the voting population voted for that turd, many of them for the second, third, or fourth time (including primaries). If they haven’t learned after 8+ years that he is despicable, why would I think my social media interactions with them would sway their opinions? 1/2

10.11.2024 17:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.08.2024 23:59 👍 47 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cochino! 😜

30.07.2024 23:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I miss that 🤤

24.07.2024 12:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😋😋

15.07.2024 13:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And this is why you’re always late…

14.07.2024 19:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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#tummytuesday

02.07.2024 22:39 👍 58 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I insist 🤩

29.06.2024 14:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Haha! Yeah, I don’t miss the sight or smell or the enormous wet mess on the paper-covered tables. I do have fond memories of watching people try to drink beer without getting the can messy. They held their fingers out like birds of prey, only to still get the can all covered in crab guts.

14.06.2024 18:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🤤🤤

07.06.2024 12:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0