Mike M

C'mon, the Ides, do something.

we made it

I imagine him and the General have explored each other's bodies.

C'mon, the Ides, do something.

I know we’ve been through this before and I don’t want to get my hopes up again but you gotta admit The Ides of March would be a really funny time for it to happen

I don't think grammarly should just get to do "sorry deleting now" after ventriloquizing living and dead people without their consent to make money

it feels like my country is an assembly line for producing crimes against humanity which no one will ever punish, or even bother to pretend caring about, and it's making me crazy

You can. That is a personal journey that has nothing to do with the public. But you are disqualified from leadership.

I want every word of this in massive letters of fire in the sky. Thank you, @moryan.bsky.social.

Tuesday

Mario smiling as he tells Luigi, "No woman can resist the charm of a Mario."

Happy Mario Day

It's 2004. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour.

It's 2026. The US is mired in a pointless war in the Middle East. There's a new Nintendo handheld. Taking Back Sunday is headlining the Warped Tour.

The bell

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

A typewritten note that reads "women"

breaking news:

lukewarm: ghibli should've made a zelda movie

woke: jim henson should've made a zelda movie in the 90s

SUNS!!!!!

SUNS!

Damn, Suns.

Data center tax breaks cost Phoenix residents millions, city audit says Statewide tax breaks for data center developers are costing Phoenix taxpayers over $12 million in yearly revenue, a new city-sanctioned audit showed.

Data center tax breaks are costing Phoenix $12 million dollars a year.

A new audit says Arizona’s tax breaks for data center developers are costing Phoenix taxpayers the same amount as the city is spending on arts and culture initiatives and environmental programs put together.

An egg sandwich. Held aloft.

Egg.

I have to confess a degree of righteous glee in burning Sentona Games’ shit down now that I’ve discovered the CEO has screwed over a ton of other people too. I was so beaten down and resigned and now I feel like a second health bar appeared and my swords are on fire now

Kevin Durant Terrified After Encountering Bobblehead Of Self Fearful NBA Star Demands Doll Bearing His Likeness Explain Itself

Kevin Durant Terrified After Encountering Bobblehead Of Self https://theonion.com/kevin-durant-terrified-after-encountering-bobblehead-of-self/

SMRPG FTW! Got Culex magnet on my fridge rn!

A long hallway corridor with a guy riding a little streetsweeper type vehicle leaving a snail trail of damp.

My apt complex has these long hallways that get cleaned every few weeks and I really really want to drive the hallway zamboni

If you can provide $3k checks for the entire middle class of America by taxing 900 people a little more, not only should you do it, but you should take it as a signal that your monetary system is broken

I will wait to dive in until they're finished airing so I can watch in one sitting, but I'm eyeing a few:

In The Clear Moonlit Dusk
Tune In to the Midnight Heart
Chitose

I need more realistic slice of life romance anime! I can't just keep rewatching Horimiya.