An Australian shepherd sleeps on a black tile floor against a black stopl using blue pajama pants with little red hearts as his pillow. Purple underwear and black socks are gathered in front of him for safekeeping a d my slippers sit on the right and bottom edges of the frame.
My loyal boy making sure nobody steals my pajamas while I bathe
A gret cat with yellow eyes poses lying on his side on a flagstone. There is a black bucket and grey porch behind him and he looks off to the right
Galore, Yardmaster
It seems irresponsible how many breakfast cereal dyes turn your poop black. I know that gi bleeds arent something most people monitor their stool for, but it just seems like an unnecessary risk for brightly colored cereal
Pouring rain all morning so I laid in bed till 9. Finally dragged myself out into the downpour to potty the dog. Get the dog toweled off. Rain stops. If it so much as sprinkles again I'm going back to bed.
Pretty good. I used a smoked ham stock so it came out more like a pork soup than a pot roast. If I was 4 more people, I would make a half gallon more stock, shred up the pork, and fill the empty soup space with thick gooey noodles
They were just making a goofy picture but it made me angry in a way there's no appropriate means to express until I am less angry
Someone put my cat into an AI :(
A bowl of roast pork, potatoes, green beans, peas, onions, and carrots
Pork pot roast attempt #1 moment of truth.
An Australian shepherd lies on his back against the arm of a couch barely awake with the camera positioned as though he were taking a selfie while a tabby cat lounges on the back of the couch above him
Morning dog
A to do list showing laundry, dishes, garden work, folding, drying, cookong, and dnd session with all but dnd session and the third instance of dry and fold crossed out
Most productive entity of all time
Myself, I wanna go all in and become contactable only by figuring out which grocery store I shop at and following me to my compound
This is the problem, youre always treating milk hotel like a team sport
What if we all melted into goo and resolved our psychological issues through hallucinated interactions with a universal self containing idealized versions of all other selves?
My hurting belly disease is hurting?? Wtf? Uncool
The thing with selective comment controls is now when someone makes a jackass comment, that's someone you gave permission. You're no longer suffering terrible internet people, you're endorsing them
If you adjust for inflation, my niece is the same size as Violet Beauregard
Yeah, here's my advice. Figure it out or don't
I rarely remember dreams, but I had one of those intense half awake dreams where everyone was mad at me for saying "flameo hotman" because the creator of avatar was a terf now
Im so glad Claude can help me avoid writing mistakes like Cormac McCarthy made in Blood Meridian. I would hate to produce flawed art like Cormac McCarthy, who didn't know punctuation like the Claude does
What was once a hobbit long ago corrupted by the power of The Ring worked out today, did you?
Hamnet? The story of the world's first pork based file-sharing system?
Your character is the most normal one, his only thing is he wants to kill and eat god. He's so simple
Ahh, a bunch of people envying the parts of my life i put on social media and speculating how I survive. Dont wanna be like "I am disabled. I receive disability" because thats more questions
It's gonna be really confusing when they cause 9/11 II
The so called state of Alaska is a hoax perpetrated by rhe CIA but not the one youre thinking of
You ever sat smoking on your smoking stool as your dog leans against your foot and gazes loving at you? Pretty fuckin cool.
Can't fuckin win
I made an NPC for one of my campaigns that speaks very slowly and deliberately and I've found that A) I have a much easier time organizing and clearly conveying my thoughts when speaking that way and B) Everyone hates it even though they normally complain I speak too quickly and jumble up words
Every feel like it would be nice to explode into a cloud of blood and viscera?
An english bulldog lies on her back woth paws curled and tongue licking her nose
A black and white English bulldog lies on her back looking up at the camera
The wiggle girl
