Happy "British Columbia is Permanently on Daylight Savings Time Because They're Not Waiting on the US to Get It's Shit Together Anymore" Day to all who celebrate
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Happy "British Columbia is Permanently on Daylight Savings Time Because They're Not Waiting on the US to Get It's Shit Together Anymore" Day to all who celebrate
move slow and repair things
If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
People focus on optimizing their deck too much in brackets other than cEDH. You've already accepted you're playing at a level other than competitive, you can make subpar choices
"you're a woman!"
im built different
(wrong)
me making a shitpost based on a lyric from #1 Stunna by Big Tymers, and getting an earnest reply with insane hashtags. look i can’t type all this out im sorry
this is the most bluesky reply i have ever received. i can’t breathe
You are what you eat
Oh yes, but they used the Grogorian Calendar
Thinking about making fresh social media accounts that are quarantined from current events coverage.
Your guy has been doom scrolling.
It's always painful to watch someone else live your dream life :(
I'm giving away TEN Collector Booster Boxes of Lorwyn Eclipsed!
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I mean, the enemies are *on* fire...
My student loans are paid off.
My kind of party
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Where the police failed, the FBI failed, and the media actively perpetuated the problem, X-Box stood up.
The problem with January is you can't even fantasize about running away into the wilderness and living as a feral cryptid because you're immediately reminded there'd be no heating.
Um, that's Leap Day William
I would slam Stinkweed Imp in there, but I have a problem.
Thanks! It's luckily just a cold. Just want it gone before I have to work tomorrow
Spending all day home alone today engaging in some absolute SICKO behavior (Neocitran and Soup)
I've had to count the cards in my library before assuring I can safely cast this. Twice.
I read it as "fart T-Rex" and you know what? I can see it
... buddy did you not realize what you just did with this picture
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Oh my god they could end this today
Now imagine the rent is Kool-Aid and you put it in the freezer? Would you really want a sweet treat ready for a hot day? Freezing rent: dangerously delicious
In Canada, drug marketing laws are very strict. In most cases you can't even say what a drug does in advertisements, leading to ads for Viagra where it's just a bunch of men singing happily in the shower.
Meanwhile in Mexico:
This is why I get my news updates from Bluesky