Jesse Duquette

At least now we know the exchange rate for a few weeks of making people forget about the president’s sex crimes is 167 dead children.

The president is a child rapist.

Party hats will be encouraged

Personally, I think the presence of a pedophile makes the transfer less dignified, but maybe that’s just me

Surprised he didn’t wear his golfing best to the dignified transfer

MAGA’s latest flex is sending their kids to die in a war because a pedophile doesn’t want his sex crimes exposed

Hoping every question they ask Name Menagerie Mullin during the confirmation hearings begins with some variation of “What was we ranked?”

Prayer group or scene from “Close Encounters” where they sculpt a mountain out of mashed potatoes

Don’t worry @sec_noem I’m sure you’ll find employment as a Tupperware-faced dog murderer or costume aficionado for a white nationalist Facebook group real quick

These pedophiles must think we’re toddlers with the way they’re dangling this mass campaign of death and violence like car keys

It’s like the Crusades but instead of Richard the Lionheart it’s Donald the Nightmareneck

Aging like fine egg salad

Full Diaper’s neck rash has him looking like late-stage Anakin Skywalker more and more every day

It’s always a win-win for the worst-worst

Don’t worry the strongly worded letters are being drafted as we speak

This fucking guy

When your ghoulish bloodlust dovetails with your desperation to make people stop talking about your pedophilia

It is now illegal for trans people to drive in the state of Kansas. Because too many hateful losers are in too many positions of power where they can exact their jealous bigotry people just trying to live their fucking lives.

Same frustrated loser energy, different decade

Rep. Al Green is an example of how everyone should have responded to the child rapist’s sermon.

I would say he’s asking for a friend but he doesn’t have any

There is neither an amount high enough nor currency that exists that could get me to sit through the televised pants-shitting of a melted pumpkin candle

You can tell this sweaty weirdo is a big fan of hockey because of the Heated Rivalry between his eyes

The criteria for which words and phrases are considered censurable is never surprising but still enraging.

All the try-hard pageantry in the world won’t change what Full Diaper’s actual legacy will be.

Quakertown, PA police chief Scott McElree, out of uniform and looking for a kid to lay hands on, put a teenage girl in a chokehold for exercising her right to free speech and speaking out against ICE. You can contact the PD at (215)
536-5002. ACAfuckingB

Whoops

Not Phyllis Schlafly, it’s Trump’s parents

I knew it

Cool cool, now do the rest