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Samson

@crystalcavesdk

Scratching up that tree. Systems Engineer and Software Developer. Gay, nerd and probably your Mum's favourite. (he/him). πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ‡¦πŸ‡Ί

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Latest posts by Samson @crystalcavesdk

There’s one near me, but he lets his dog shit everywhere without picking it up.

09.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Like with any AI, it’s only as good as the data (and humans) that trained it.

07.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m enjoying Fallout 4 on Switch 2. It always feels fresh on a new playthrough for me.

28.02.2026 12:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hate crime!

25.02.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking good!

24.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Be a Bidoomfh not a Bidork!

23.02.2026 07:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve seen low budget porn, and that runs loops around whatever this is.

18.02.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m impressed you typed all that.

I would have just typed asnfjciridkmvirhiroxmdiejzmsldirucnneieivjjeueiiwjcnxjeieicjjfepsteindidntkillhimselfisieueuchjdsjhsyeyeduotoeodnsgayanalsexfueiejeb Pty Ltd.

17.02.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Proud of you JB!

14.02.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, I’m so sorry to hear that :-(

14.02.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Excuse me if I slop, slap me if I slip.

14.02.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How long did it take you to come up with that?

14.02.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d do #fcf but I #cbf

13.02.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess Sussan needs another S on her name.

12.02.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lady Gaga vibing to Jigglypuff just made my day.

09.02.2026 06:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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He probably found another soul to harvest

06.02.2026 07:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But you are the prettiest ❀️

05.02.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢🎢 Regardless of β€ΌοΈβš οΈ, the future doesn’t 😱 me at all, nothings like 🐝4οΈβƒ£πŸŽΆπŸŽΆ

05.02.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.02.2026 06:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The burning question, when will Pauline Hanson elope to the Grampians with Gina Rinehart and Mr Potato Head?

05.02.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@jono.gay do you think you can make me one? I’ll pay obviously :-)

29.01.2026 06:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Application sent.

23.01.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a guy with GayDHD and GayTism, you’re doing everything right babes ❀️❀️

23.01.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sussssssan

15.01.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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15.01.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t forget ICE are illegally detaining Native Americans now too!

15.01.2026 07:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You could say a God of Thor ;-)

15.01.2026 07:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0