Still cackling at a joke I made at 2pm yesterday in the office
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Still cackling at a joke I made at 2pm yesterday in the office
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Sis, you're about to get good news, after good news, after good news.
Claim it.
More women only gyms.
Trans rights>>>triple dipper.
One thing about meβ¦. At the SLIGHTEST inconvenience that overwhelms me imma just start cryingβ¦ Iβm too old for this
And itβll be stupid shit too like my remote stop working and now I gotta order batteries but I wanted to watch my show right now and I have work to do laterβ¦ *cries*
Some of my coworkers remain so modest when ordering lunches on company dime.
As for me? PERHAPS NOT.
Target I'm sorry that was a breakup not just a boycott baby.
Falling in love and getting thee fuck outta the way >>>>>>>>>>>
βThe Day of the Jackalβ is sooooooo underrated
me to me: Whatever you want, princess!
LEMME break it down for people who don't know history, the first Black people were brought here to do agricultural labor in the south, the south was historically where America's Black population was concentrated, & that actually holds true to this day. Fundamental. Were were you in kindergarten?
Stunning! But I hate the knee length skirt. HATE
Move it football head
Gross
Iβm sad when love is complex and not easyβ¦
And people will lie and say itβs not love if it doesnβt come easy but we literally do not live in a perfect or easy world
We are all incredibly complex, we heal and feel and different speeds, we process and think differently, we react and cope differently
Hereβs your reminder to stop using Audible and use this instead because itβs better than giving Amazon your money βΊοΈβ¨
libro.fm/referral?rf_...
If Iβve learned anything from Black Women:
1. Donβt shave your beard.
2. Donβt dye your grey hairs.
3. Make a beeline straight to her immediately after a haircutβ¦no detours.
Debbie Allen slayed π₯π₯ the dance runway at Jhud! My dance queen ππ½π₯°
My hottest mental health take:
A lot of depression and anxiety is situational, and warranted, because people live in shit circumstances. Theyβre poor, without resources, etc. and the reason itβs become popular to blame βmental healthβ is because itβs a way of evading responsibility.
You arenβt feeling off, Mercury is in retrograde.
Imagine thinking a racist ass child sex abuser who took out an ad in the NYT to have 5 teen boys executed by the state of New York in the 90βs would give a fuck about the deaths of little brown babies in a state he and his family been tryna colonize for decades. Lolololol
As a Black woman we really donβt get a break do we? The only people that tend to understand us and empathize with us is other Black women. So we really in this alone (together).
Remember, we are NOT supporting Ben & Jerry any longer as they are owned by Magnum and have pretty much ousted Jerry from the company for supporting Palestine.
Bro looks like he has to renew his registration with the MIB
Men have so much AUDACITY.
Leave single and un-childrenβd people alone.
They didnβt ask you for your unsolicited opinion.
15 minutes is nothing. I would wait hours for that woman, but if Iβm seriously pursuing someone, Iβm not going to actively do things that bother them. Itβs not a game of how far can I push you away before we begin
Yasssssβ¦.