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Still cackling at a joke I made at 2pm yesterday in the office

😭😭😭😭

12.03.2026 12:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sis, you're about to get good news, after good news, after good news.
Claim it.

12.03.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 10

More women only gyms.

12.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Trans rights>>>triple dipper.

11.03.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One thing about me…. At the SLIGHTEST inconvenience that overwhelms me imma just start crying… I’m too old for this

And it’ll be stupid shit too like my remote stop working and now I gotta order batteries but I wanted to watch my show right now and I have work to do later… *cries*

11.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2
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a woman is sitting at a table reading a menu and says perhaps not ! ALT: a woman is sitting at a table reading a menu and says perhaps not !

Some of my coworkers remain so modest when ordering lunches on company dime.

As for me? PERHAPS NOT.

11.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 40

Target I'm sorry that was a breakup not just a boycott baby.

11.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 1074 πŸ” 228 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 13

Falling in love and getting thee fuck outta the way >>>>>>>>>>>

10.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 8

β€˜The Day of the Jackal’ is sooooooo underrated

10.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

me to me: Whatever you want, princess!

10.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

LEMME break it down for people who don't know history, the first Black people were brought here to do agricultural labor in the south, the south was historically where America's Black population was concentrated, & that actually holds true to this day. Fundamental. Were were you in kindergarten?

10.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Stunning! But I hate the knee length skirt. HATE

10.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 11:35 πŸ‘ 336 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 59

Move it football head

10.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gross

10.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sad when love is complex and not easy…

And people will lie and say it’s not love if it doesn’t come easy but we literally do not live in a perfect or easy world

We are all incredibly complex, we heal and feel and different speeds, we process and think differently, we react and cope differently

10.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 67 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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10.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If I’ve learned anything from Black Women:

1. Don’t shave your beard.
2. Don’t dye your grey hairs.
3. Make a beeline straight to her immediately after a haircut…no detours.

10.03.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 21
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Debbie Allen slayed πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ the dance runway at Jhud! My dance queen πŸ’ƒπŸ½πŸ₯°

09.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 133 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 12

My hottest mental health take:

A lot of depression and anxiety is situational, and warranted, because people live in shit circumstances. They’re poor, without resources, etc. and the reason it’s become popular to blame β€œmental health” is because it’s a way of evading responsibility.

08.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 1123 πŸ” 297 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 53

You aren’t feeling off, Mercury is in retrograde.

09.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine thinking a racist ass child sex abuser who took out an ad in the NYT to have 5 teen boys executed by the state of New York in the 90’s would give a fuck about the deaths of little brown babies in a state he and his family been tryna colonize for decades. Lolololol

09.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As a Black woman we really don’t get a break do we? The only people that tend to understand us and empathize with us is other Black women. So we really in this alone (together).

09.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember, we are NOT supporting Ben & Jerry any longer as they are owned by Magnum and have pretty much ousted Jerry from the company for supporting Palestine.

09.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Bro looks like he has to renew his registration with the MIB

09.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1
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Men have so much AUDACITY.

09.03.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 272 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 129

Leave single and un-children’d people alone.

They didn’t ask you for your unsolicited opinion.

09.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

15 minutes is nothing. I would wait hours for that woman, but if I’m seriously pursuing someone, I’m not going to actively do things that bother them. It’s not a game of how far can I push you away before we begin

09.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yasssss….

09.03.2026 12:06 πŸ‘ 175 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 40
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I want to siiiiittttt on iiiitttttt😩

09.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0