💋𝔅𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔶 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔯🍻

It's not warm out. But I did a hoop thing anyway today.
I do not appreciate false spring.
#midwest #falsespring #babyhooper #hoopflow

Children's museums charging for adults is honestly criminal.
Like, what am I going to get out of this? I can watch my kids run around at home for free...

A cabin in the woods would be great.

Oooh what is dis?

Shout out to all the other parents at Disneyland with napping babies right now, just chilling on the benches at Space Mountain. Cheers.

One more.

I may never come home... 🤔

More beach hoopin'

Beach hoopin'
#babyhooper #hoopflow #hulahoop

Well, the 2 year old figured out doorknobs so RIP Bedtime.

Sometimes, the music just isn't loud enough.

One from the other day, still drilling the wedgies. The smaller hoop really gives me a lot more freedom, I'm so excited!
#hoopflow #babyhooper #hulahoop #hooptricks

Wedgies!

We're back, baby! Just having a hoop that's like 3 inches smaller I already have just a little bit of room to work inside. Still getting used to the feel of the much lighter tubing, but still not having that much space inside 😆

My new hoop finally came in 😊

The upside of nap transition: I've been putting L down a little later to help preserve naps, which means we're still here when the play cafe clears out at everyone else's nap time 😆

*4 year old and Hubs playing a bridge building game on the Switch and he's getting tired of it*
4: I have an idea!
Hubs: What's your idea?
*Exits to the main menu and opens a different game*

My 2 year old: *Runs into the room frantically* I can't find it! I can't find it!
Me: What are you looking for?
2: I don't know!

Ready for some My Children-isms?

Being irritated is not allowed.

Today is a couch rot day.
Maybe I'll still do some laundry or something. But I'm too old to be staying up til midnight 😴

Sometimes my 4 yr old will only eat if my 2 yr old feeds him and honestly... okay. 🤷‍♀️

Ok, it's been too cold to practice with my hoop lately, but today I decided to do it anyway. Just for like, the length of a song. The struggle was real, because even with the grip tape, the hoop was slippery from the snow.
I'm definitely out of practice too.

How come I keep having post office drama with my hoops 😭
Hubby bought me a new one so I can work on faster tricks and it got lost too. This time it's like, super lost.

Just had a waitress tell me not to have my kids play with jelly packets. Generations of children were raised on building with the jelly packets. Everyone will be okay. If you're that much of a germaphobe just stay home 🤷‍♀️ #isaidwhatisaid #fuckyourself #imnotcomingbackhonestly

TIL Disneyland doesn't allow stroller wagons and I think that is so stupid. 🤬

Help, my second child is out here second childing at me!

Hi! I forgot this existed for a little bit.

I'll say it once and I'll say it again, streaming services are such shit. STOP changing the shows around. Keep ALL the shows I want to watch on and never take them off. Stupid fucks.

Cue the attention seeking Vaguebooking. 🙄