RESIDENT KINDNESS
TWOOOO
10.03.2026 08:52
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RESIDENT KINDNESS
TWOOOO
The words “I got a porcupine called ‘Zazoom’ he leaves his scent on people’s graves” appears next to Michael Bublé’s face in a still from “Russian Unicorn” by Bad Lip Reading
Lyric that lives rent-free in my head
These are, no shit, how I learned roughly 90% of what (little) I know about Jungian psychology
GRACE:[Dumps 20 bullets into a single zombie’s skull while doing ASMR panic play] fuhhhh
LEON: [matrix dodge into a bicycle kick while demolishing an entire room of undead waiters] Uh, check please.
My theory for how this happened: someone set an English script to be read by a Spanish-speaking text-to-speech voice, assumed that meant it would be automatically translated “by AI,” and didn’t check. The “tres” probably happened because the script used numerals instead of writing out numbers.
The Thing on the Disney Princess CRT!
Dustin the dresser opossum, hissing
Mfw I misspell “opossum”
I am currently punching Ditchlings and chatting up oppossums on my second playthrough
A few hints for the rest:
The internet is extremely horny for one of its villains
You can cook apples with a torch
The title is what you’re ordered to do to the woman
The statues move and are very large
Super Castlevania IV (although my pick would be almost any Castlevania, really)
Aw dang, how’d I forget “Kid with terminal illness finds the best spots to stab statues”
Also just realized Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom are both about a woman who has her shit together but still ends up waiting around for her boyfriend who is chronically late thanks to severe ADHD
OK one more:
Knife-wielding monster encounters basement-dwelling woman, hilarity ensues
Depending on who you’re playing, the first two could describe the same game
(Realizing that second one could have more succinctly been “sailor with severe alcoholism joins murder cult”)
Person discovers they’re really a dragon, spends all their time doing unrelated stuff
Impatient American travels to rural Eastern Europe to reconnect with his daughter, preferably in 3 hours or less
Guy oversleeps and wanders around to put off a meeting with the girlfriend he hasn’t seen in years
Describe your favorite games poorly:
Whip-play enthusiast visits aristocratic shut-in
Enterprising sailor finds fortune and disrupts nascent surveillance state while indulging passion for parkour
Disabled veterans attempt to establish a business and scout fresh talent in Afghanistan
Mmm, broccamole
Has this joke been done yet
@wikiparaz.bsky.social , I still can’t watch a single Reds game without thinking about this doofus.
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A screenshot from the two-player intro to Double Dragon III (NES) shows Jimmy and Billy Lee posing above the caption “A YEAR HAS PASSED SINCE BIMMY AND JIMMY DEFEATED THE SHADOW WARRIORS.”
Also incredible that they’re still referencing this ridiculous old typo
Burnout 3 is underrated as one of the very, very best games of all time because you can show Burnout 3 footage to people two decades later and their reaction will still be "hell yeah, this rules. I wanna play this right now."
Same, for a very long time
Also, I never realized until looking up this page that she’s wearing Dr. Strange’s costume (sans cape)
thank you for the pity like
