I'm auditioning for the writing staff of Colbert. Or Kimmel. Or Fallon. Or Oliver.
You didn't think I wasn't going to come up with something, did you?
A non-stressful post about an adorable baby and her grateful grandmother in Gaza.
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Gotta ask, though. Cause it really is a matter of life or death.
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This is the cousin of Mahmoud, and he says they are in really desperate shape. If you can spare anything.
Help Suhaib Shaat From Gaza chuffed.org/project/1466...
A country music ballad written by yours truly youtu.be/5t6zLZhnCX4
Why I keep my subscription to the Post. Jeff does seem to respect their editorial independence.
wapo.st/4a6zTAG
What I think most likely is they were too afraid to show him, but I think somehow, someone screwed up by including it in this half . Although they could have decide it is SO over-the-top it would be easy to insist it has to be fake. I mean Robin Leach strangling a girl?
I think it's more likely that no one had the balls to actually show him this particular spreadsheet,
And you just know not one #ICE agent would have the slightest idea who #CatherineOhara was.
I'm actually shocked that Trump allowed this out. The murder allegations are quite jaw-dropping.
Next time you cook, imagine having to breath in smoke. Every time. We've at least brought relief to Mahmoud's mother, which she finds heavenly. open.substack.com/pub/markolms...
Why is absolutely no one suggesting bringing the border bill originally rejected by Trump for political reasons back up from consideration? Let him declare victory and when we're back in power we can modify some of the objectionable aspects of the bill. #Immigration #minnesota
Your time is up NuremBarbie #KirstiNoem
#3 in my Books in My Head Series
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What program do you use to learn sign language, please? Or You Tube channel? Or app?
History doesn't always repeat itself, but it sure as hell rhymes.
@janisian.bsky.social Thrilled that you posted my meme on Facebook -- can you believe I first created it in 2016. A little bummed that you didn't get a version in which I put a credit for myself. So if you repost it here, do use this one. I AM A HUGE FAN and have been forever. THANK YOU.
Preaching to the choir.
A lot of us take Lawrence's insider assessment of political machinations very seriously, and he has the right to be wrong, but maybe he should posit that this completely irrational man won't do something with less dismissive certainty. Lawrence insisted tariffs were over in the same way. Untrue.
@lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social Are you still so sure Trump will back down on Greenland?
She had a copy made for him and kept the original for herself. #Nobel
Meanwhile, the weather pushing Gaza's misery into a realm beyond misery. We can't even imagine it. Unreported by mainstream media, only Democracy Now, Al Jazeera and a few other small sites.
www.aljazeera.com/gallery/2025...
It'd be a lot cheaper to rename it accurately.
Only watch if you want to hear a country ballad with kick-ass lyrics about a cowboy who has his actual shit together.
youtu.be/7prnHGCqHIA
Waiting for Trump to claim the $50 million reward for himself.
Inquiring minds want to know.
When Caroline Leavitt finds some sort of tortured-beyond-all-imagining defense of Trump's insane reaction to the death of the Reiners, how I wish one of the press corps would have the balls to say: "I have a follow-up. Could you please tell us how much exactly you sold your soul to the devil for?"
When Caroline Leavitt finds some sort of tortured-beyond-all-imagining defense of Trump's insane reaction to the death of the Reiners, how I wish one of the press corps would have the balls to say: "I have a follow-up. Could you please tell us how much exactly you sold your soul to the devil for?"