Serious -- OK, 40% trolling -- question for politicos in Nebraska: what does a candidate have to do to cross freaking Jessica Flanagain's red line?

Mayor Larry Vaughn lives!

I'm pleased and happy to report that we have, in fact, caught and killed some projectiles that supposedly injured some ships. But, as you can see, it's a beautiful day, the strait is open and people are having a wonderful time. Hormuz, as you know, means "friendship."

BREAK OUT HATS FOR YOUR CABINET AT THE NEXT MEETING, TRUMP

Pillen political consultant Flanagain quits day after LPD confirms contract probe • Nebraska Examiner Nebraska’s most influential political consultant, Jessica Flanagain, has chosen to step away from the state’s highest-profile candidate, Gov. Jim Pillen.

Pillen's an old hog farmer, so he's accustomed to having plenty of stink on him, but he's reeking on a whole 'nother level these days. nebraskaexaminer.com/2026/03/13/p...

The political culture of the contemporary GOP is indistinguishable from that of the school shooter community

This is an actual post from the official White House account. We’re being trolled by fifteen-year-old boys playing computer games.

“Those are my principles, and if you don't like them ... well, I have others." -- Sen. John Cornyn

Keep in mind, there are four Khamenei sons, so regime change gonna take a while; grandsons too, maybe? Ayatollahs be like Dr. Whos except the Tardis keeps getting hit by drones.

I for one welcome the millionaire pig farmer/politician as our new overlord of what does and doesn't represent the people speaking.

OK, OK, I'm seeing the beginnings of a new call-and-response here:

"FLOAT UNDER THE RADAR!"
"GET BETTER AT FOOTBALL!"

Fire up the merch machine, too.

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

Trump forcing his Cabinet to give up their shoes for new, ill-fitting ones he's bought for them is def gonna be an audience fave in the hit musical "Trump" in 250 years, complete with a smash singalong called "Losing Their Soles."

Trust me, you're gonna want to enter your email address to read this whole thing (and see the photos!) But if not, feast on this lede. defector.com/report-presi...

just used this with boss as update to how this project is going. don't really recommend.

Obviously everyone dies and sometimes for terrible reasons but I wish no more people would have to die because the former host of the apprentice is off his fucking rocker.

The Flatlanders - "Gimmie A Ride To Heaven" [Live from Austin, TX] YouTube video by Live From Austin TX

Are you adequately prepared to rock? The Flatlanders --Joe Ely, Jimmie Dale Gilmore and Butch Hancock -- cover the great Terry Allen.
"The Lord moves in mysterious ways
and tonight, my son ... He's gonna use your car" www.youtube.com/watch?v=sz2Z...

Weird how he didn't express this view about the anti-abortion ballot initiatives, huh?

Clarence Gatemouth Brown-Okie Dokie Stomp YouTube video by highyack07

Are you adequately prepared to rock? Gatemouth!

youtube.com/watch?v=v2Xr...

Or a creepy group of villains from a Coen brothers' movie.

Revenge pants

Alexander Butterfield, who revealed Nixon White House tapes, dies at 99 Mr. Butterfield, a onetime aide to the president, electrified the Watergate investigation with his bombshell testimony about Nixon’s secret recording system.

Obit of the week
wapo.st/4uiAzfh

When I said I wanted to live in the 70s I meant more “seeing the Talking Heads at CBGB” and less “learning the taste of gasoline from a siphoning hose.”

Sorry but it's probably time to retire the phrase "America is better than this."

Thank you, Cardinal Cupich.

"Our government is treating the suffering of the Iranian people as a backdrop for our own entertainment, as if it’s just another piece of content to be swiped through while we’re waiting in line at the grocery store."

www.archchicago.org/en/statement...

I have a feeling only good things are going to happen in the world this week

tfw you're elected to the same job for which your dad was just assassinated

Mojtaba Khamenei was named to replace his late father as Supreme Leader. Poor bastard has to be jealous of his schoolmates whose dads were plumbers, mosque janitors and the like.

the reverse version of those “evolution of man” drawings

So, so many shitheels to worry about and then, welp, the news regurgitates an "old" one and you be like, oh my God, THAT mofo's back?!

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