There is something about the use of "founder" as a job title that makes me want to set myself on fire.
14.03.2026 18:09
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There is something about the use of "founder" as a job title that makes me want to set myself on fire.
We can’t be doing three turnovers in three minutes, fellas.
I certainly wouldn’t judge you. It’s Saturday.
I’m so sorry. Wishing you noise-canceling headphones and your choice of wine or a 5mg edible.
Gotta be Hot Cross Buns
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am
Lagunitas Day Time: “Finally, a light IPA that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself.”
Super proud of my kid who was incredibly anxious about sixth grade camp but gave it a chance and wound up having a pretty good time.
Gonna make him a tri-tip about it.
(Caveat: the tofu I had in China did have a distinct flavor. That's not the stuff you're getting in four-packs at Costco, though.)
Tofu is the skinless chicken breast of vegetarian protein. It doesn't taste like much of anything but you can make it taste more or less however you want.
I stopped gambling (mostly) last year and the way the books hound you with notifications/emails to Get Back In The Game should 100% be illegal
like if Coors could text drinkers "15 days since your last beer ... sounds like you need an ice cold Coors Light" and also their phone could give them a beer
Our pink jasmine is about 48 hours from just exploding. Never seen it with this many buds.
“This is embarrassing to admit, but I think I fell in with the right wing as an aesthetic choice initially," says Anna
you’re right that is embarrassing
It IS a little funny that FIFA was like, we’ll give him a special prize and he’ll then obviously be so grateful to us that he won’t make any problems for us during the World Cup.
What on earth? Is he actually threatening these guys or is this just how grandpa talks?
They’re saying that a chicken Caesar salad with fries is the ideal restaurant meal. That’s what I’m hearing.
Bodo/Glimt doing it again? All of Europe, come to the Arctic Circle if you want an ass-kicking.
There are a dozen teams who will be rolling a worse quarterback out there and that division is dogshit. If they won ten games with him it would not be surprising.
OK that was slightly unfair of me insofar as she hasn't *literally* connected these positions. But she is both a proponent of heroin legalization (which, whatever) and a very public and enthusiastic heroin enjoyer (which, uhhhhhhhhhh).
I think this specific person squares the circle by also advocating heroin use. You won't even notice that you're hungry!
I happen to think that the killing of thousands of Palestinian innocents is a serious enough matter that it shouldn’t be used as a rhetorical throwaway in whatever unrelated cause you’re championing. Sorry if this offends!
“I don’t see any connection to Palestine, Walter.”
“Well, there isn’t a *literal* connection, Dude.”
Touch base with me, Muse, re: rage of Achilles
Simply do not pursue an advanced degree if you do not wish to read a lot! That is the job!
“Reading as grunt work” is so stupid. I got my dissertation+first book idea from a random anecdote in an Ottoman chronicle that my advisor told me to read for language practice. And every idea I’ve had since then has come from something I accidentally encountered while reading for another goal.
Kelly Clarkson improved Fake Plastic Trees but Thom Yorke couldn’t have done Breakaway in a million years.
I would simply like the “it’s so hard and depressing to vote the obvious choice” vanity for likes schtick to die
A picture of Marco Rubio shoes that are too large for him
I’m a grown man who works for the president of the United States who is afraid to not wear the shoes he bought me that do not fit
Same. Einstein came out too close to spring quarter (starts late this month) for me to make the switch but by fall…
