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actor β€’ writer β€’ 🩸Dexter: Original Sin on Showtime & P+

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I need ppl to understand that there was a whole verse of Welcome to Atlanta (feat. Ludacris) where Jermaine Dupri just went over his weekly schedule

and it was really inspiring for ppl who had trouble sticking to a routine

03.08.2025 21:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Diva

29.06.2025 15:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love looking into people’s cars at the stoplight. I once saw a guy driving a Maybach pick the skin off his chin and eat it. He was like β€œI didn’t get to where I am by being a wasteful Wilson!”

18.04.2025 18:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lori Beth Denberg reprised her All That librarian character to do a pro-library, anti-book banning reel and I love it so much??? www.instagram.com/reel/DIK0_bD...

09.04.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 20731 πŸ” 6283 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 76
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get me to God’s country

31.03.2025 17:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
(Marching) Bandz a Make Him Dance The choreography in Mr. Milchick’s marching band scene is providing β€˜Severance’ fans with a lot of merriment, and we’ve got the memes to prove it.

The choreography in Mr. Milchick’s marching band scene is providing β€˜Severance’ fans with a lot of merriment, and we’ve got the memes to prove it.

22.03.2025 16:25 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Release the Spanish language version of β€œlet’s prepare for Paddington”

19.03.2025 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Parker Posey doing any kind of white lotus press #whitelotus #hbo #whitelotusseason3

13.03.2025 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

obsessed with people who comment things like β€œbe at peace in god’s kingdom and rejoice in the eternal garden of our lord!” on a Facebook announcement for the passing of Footloose, a lemur they’ve never met from a zoo they’ve never been to

06.03.2025 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is what it’s like watching SNL on YouTube:

Domingo sketch

followed by ad about how a nine year old named Jonathan was gunned down along with all of his cute classmates by a drunk driver with an AR15

followed by Timothy Chalamet farting on Sarah Sherman’s face

16.02.2025 01:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Musk made the blind items because (allegedly) he could overdose any minute now and I choose to believe that the little angel on his Ketamine dealer’s shoulder is making progress

12.02.2025 17:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Took diphenhydramine for the first time in years and forgot that you never actually, technically, really wake up

12.02.2025 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Congress is trying to pass the SAVE Act, a bill designed to stop a problem that doesn’t exist. The only thing it’s good for is stopping millions of Americans from registering to vote.

10.02.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 208 πŸ” 120 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 14

thank you to Kendrick and the Eagles for making terrible people angry tonight

10.02.2025 03:24 πŸ‘ 78951 πŸ” 8599 πŸ’¬ 620 πŸ“Œ 214

Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.

10.02.2025 01:32 πŸ‘ 38331 πŸ” 3617 πŸ’¬ 406 πŸ“Œ 128

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate

Kendrick: actually

10.02.2025 01:51 πŸ‘ 54212 πŸ” 7251 πŸ’¬ 117 πŸ“Œ 246
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film still #45

Irving at desk in dream.

#severance

09.02.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 7577 πŸ” 467 πŸ’¬ 191 πŸ“Œ 70

One of the top performances on TV right now. He’s -so- talented.

08.02.2025 07:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯ΉπŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

05.02.2025 01:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New episode of #Dexter: Original Sin airs this Friday and Doris has some big decisions to make. Watch on @whatsonpplus.bsky.social with Showtime! Still can’t believe I got to be part of this πŸ₯Ή

04.02.2025 01:54 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

My style spectrum in a nutshell: on one end we have β€œScott pilgrim character” and on the other we have β€œthe severed floor at lumen”

03.02.2025 07:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

03.02.2025 07:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m trying to get my manager to hard pitch me for a goat person next season. I don’t even have to speak I just want to be a severance goat

01.02.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How wonderful was it to work with all these goats πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

01.02.2025 07:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

31.01.2025 14:17 πŸ‘ 59436 πŸ” 8427 πŸ’¬ 1875 πŸ“Œ 974

Girl blessings and celebrations 2 u!! Please oh pretty please let us have 90 seconds for video πŸ™πŸ™

29.01.2025 16:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Reporters defending Elon Musk’s Nazi salute #funny #video #comedy

24.01.2025 01:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Stylish Russian Webcam Hacker spies on Elon Musk. Why does he eat eyebrow hair 🀨 #funny #humor #comedy

21.01.2025 06:44 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please @bsky.app we need at least 90 seconds for videos πŸ™πŸ™

19.01.2025 18:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in the clurb we all learning mandarin

13.01.2025 22:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0