Everyone is going to want to beat us in the Championship, the big scalp. The club needs a reset, didn’t have this biblical narrative in mind tbh. Gonna be disappointed if we don’t go down now 😂
Onwards. Downwards. Rain or shine or shitstorm.
Up the Spurs
No matter the embarrassment, misery or goading from rival fans, none of us are going to wake up one morning and turn our backs on them. As much as we hate what the club has become, it’s still our club. Every broken part of it.
Can’t control the football, can’t control any of it. So I’m left with one undeniable truth - I belong to this football club regardless and in spite of everything and anything. They chose me. There’s no escape. It’s my identity. I’ll always support them.
Four-panel image-led graphic. Left panels show David Attenborough wearing a beige jacket, seated outdoors beside reeds and water, smiling and gesturing behind him. Right panels show close-up photos of a beaver swimming and standing upright among tall reeds. Bold yellow caption text across the panels reads: “If someone had told me when I first moved here that one day I would be watching wild beavers in London, I would have thought they were mad. But there they are, right behind me. Happily going about their own business.”
Beavers are back in London 🦫
Here's how (and why) we did it ⬇️
Infographic titled ‘London’s homicide rate is lowest in recorded history.’ A line chart shows London’s homicide rate per 100,000 residents from 1997 to 2025. Rates peak around 2003 at just under 3.0, then steadily decline with small fluctuations, reaching 1.1 in 2025. Text highlights that the rate is 55% lower than in 1997. Caption notes targeted measures led by the Mayor and that this is the lowest per-capita rate on record despite population growth. Sources: Metropolitan Police Service and Office for National Statistics.
NEW: London has recorded its lowest homicide rate since records began.
The evidence is clear - our approach to tackling violent crime is working.
NEW: Many people have been trying to talk London down, but the evidence tells a very different story.
Last year saw:
The lowest homicide rate since records began
The fewest homicides of those aged under 25 this century
Thanks Sadiq!
(No really, thanks)
London is #1 graphic.
Once more for the haters...
This is really cool. When you see the storks at Knepp they feel pre-historic. This is basically bringing dinosaurs to Dagenham.
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Racist abuse is never 'banter.' It’s racist abuse. I was on the receiving end growing up. It has a deep, lasting impact.
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I welcome the Government's commitment to push forward with these plans, which I've lobbied for for more than a year.
This would be a major victory for Londoners.
NEW: Plans are underway for a tourist levy to supercharge London's economy. It could raise *millions* to fund major improvements in our city.
London is the greatest city in the world, but there’s always more to do! A tourist levy would make it an even better place to live and visit for everyone.
New data shows that since @mayoroflondon.bsky.social
launched the Direct Vision Standard lorry safety scheme in London we've seen:
📉a 50% fall in people killed & seriously injured by HGVs
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️six fewer fatalities every year
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News has left me craving a sugar hit #WaffleBomb
statistic of the day
He was scoring against Real Madrid and Man City in the champions league before he did pretty well for Fulham too. I think there's a player there.
My Leeds mate super keen for him to come back to them... He was sensational there
Arguably the best 10 in our squad today, great season at Leeds and he's clearly a decent player who showed decent flashes for us before injury. What's the issue?
Dear Britain, it’s now clear: 20mph zones save lives and don’t slow traffic. Implement them | Sadiq Khan
The latest figures show robbery, theft, residential burglary and knife crime are down in London, but there's still a long way to go before I’m satisfied.
Backed with record funding from City Hall, the Met is putting high-visibility policing at the heart of fighting crime.
Wolverine stroking a photo of Son Heung-min
[sad COYS noises]
Yeah that got me 😢🤍
I cracked and hunted down a video of the Sarr goal. You’re welcome.
A legend, and a winner.
This is England!
England's Lionesses have got to three major finals out of three!
England's women and men have got to five finals in the 2020s - by 2025!
This is England!
Always particularly satisfying to beat a team doing so much time wasting. Great spirit to reach the third major final in a row. What a team!!
Just heard someone pronounce ‘simultaneously’ as ‘ Simon Taneously’ and now I’m using that forever.
🚀@london.gov.uk just launched something big for city #data & urban #AI - the Data for London Library - transforming city data to improve public services.
✅ 5,100+ datasets
✅ Connects (not collects) public bodies & gvt datasets
✅ Built for AI revolution
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