Terry Sedgwick 🦘 T.S. un ami.

Very obvious that she's been judged by her peers.😬😡

What are the odds of him not gaining enough votes to avoid losing his deposit? Yer'd hope long odds-on.

US responsible for deadly missile strike on Iran school, preliminary inquiry says Strike that killed at least 175 people, most of them children, reportedly the result of a targeting mistake by US military planners

Quietly alarming much? 😬😡
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Crikey! Water coolers across our wide brown land are surrounded by hordes of people obsessed, fascinated and perplexed by this hot button issue.

WARNING! PETA is on the lookout and will not countenance any blond monotrene jokes.

Not so much as a limp lettuce leaf was to be seen headed in their direction.

OK then. The club the Nats had to have.

"Siri, where does the money go to when a candidate in an election loses their deposit?"

The bluntest of blunt instruments in the Nat's box of hammers.

The bluntest of blunt instruments in the Nat's box of hammers.

Well, rumour has it that he'll be making Michelle Landry a horse's head offer she can't refuse and stand for her lower house seat of Maranoa.

He's not wrong about the need for more kids. If he gets his way, it's obvious that the current birthrate won't keep up with the demand for kiddies down in the coal mines.

❝𝐈'𝐦 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮’𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐚𝐲, ‘𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞, 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐖𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐌𝐫. 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐢𝐭’𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡.’ 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐈’𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐚𝐲, ‘𝐍𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞!’❞

'And all the members form a ring
For miles around you'll hear them sing
Roll out the barrel, we'll have a barrel of fun
Roll out the barrel, we've got the blues on the run
Zing boom tararrel, ring out a song of good cheer
Now's the time to dive to the bottom, for the gang's all here'

This one never ages.

Do yerself a favour, go see the fillum based on those sotto voce concerns.

Do yourself a favour - go see the fillum based on the many sotto voce reports currently circulating.

As oleaginous as they come.

Littleproud resigns after realising he would have to have meetings with Angus Taylor

"I'm buggered. Can't we just tell him I'm sick or dead or something?" he said to staffers. chaser.com.au/national/lit...

A skidmark on the downunderdaks.