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Brain rot spillover from a nice guy on the internet.

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"government can't deliver so you might as well not pay into it" is nothing more than a suicide note for left and liberal governance

13.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1792 πŸ” 340 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 16
Tweet by Tommy Tuberville saying β€œTo be clear, I didn’t β€˜suggest’ Islamists are the enemy. I said it plainly.”

Tweet by Tommy Tuberville saying β€œTo be clear, I didn’t β€˜suggest’ Islamists are the enemy. I said it plainly.”

Me The most racist
person alive

🀝

β€œStop softening
racists’ language”

13.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 1103 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 9
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Today, I joined the picket line of striking faculty, academic professionals, and classified employees at Portland Community College. I proudly support these committed workers who make PCC such a vibrant learning community and urge PCC to settle a fair contract soon. #solidarity @pccffap.bsky.social

13.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
screenshot of three consecutive posts on Bluesky:

Greg Pak
thunder in brooklyn

Susan Rinkunas
thunder so loud in brooklyn that my cat just scurried so fast across the wood floor it sounded like tap shoes

CHOAM: Spaceknight 
people are so mad Zohran Mamdani's wife is hot

screenshot of three consecutive posts on Bluesky: Greg Pak thunder in brooklyn Susan Rinkunas thunder so loud in brooklyn that my cat just scurried so fast across the wood floor it sounded like tap shoes CHOAM: Spaceknight people are so mad Zohran Mamdani's wife is hot

Look the feed made a poem

12.03.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 2904 πŸ” 435 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8

lol these dudes are so afraid of going back out into the world they helped hollow out

12.03.2026 15:39 πŸ‘ 97 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What makes you some kind of expert on the history of drugs?

12.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 25509 πŸ” 6929 πŸ’¬ 224 πŸ“Œ 428

The secretary of defense is doing a holy war. Time to pack the kids' lunches!

10.03.2026 12:54 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

For the same $6 trillion cost, you could crush child poverty with a child allowance and free childcare, fix unemployment insurance, do paid family, sick & medical leave, massively boost ACA subsidies, and eliminate child uninsurance with Medicare for Kids.

09.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 2138 πŸ” 453 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 14

I think I'm numb now to Trump saying these things. But I don't think I'll ever get used to the sound of the audience laughing along with him

09.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 600 πŸ” 128 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 4

I keep wondering how hard it must be, in practice, for an adverse state actor to take out a high level U.S. official because it seems like the president is really begging Iran to try.

09.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel pretty good about landing TE 2/3 talent in the draft and late free agency. Cade Otten comes to mind.

09.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's dumb dude.

09.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

okay but having a kid in a Pixar movie prompts the question of where babies come from and the answer is "the parents fucked"

those complains aren't and have never been about difficult conversations with kids, it's about making life easier specifically for bigots at the expense of everyone else

08.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 721 πŸ” 119 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 3
Freedom of speech painting

Freedom of speech painting

I don’t think losing an election means you were β€œright about everything” or β€œtried to warn” all of us

08.03.2026 10:02 πŸ‘ 3187 πŸ” 473 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 27
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β€œthe cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.

08.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 3376 πŸ” 683 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 31
Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads:
"Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

08.03.2026 16:49 πŸ‘ 7241 πŸ” 2840 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 27
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If you have a union, when your boss does this you are allowed to knock him out and leave him splayed on the clean kitchen floor. Unionize your workplace today.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/07/d...

07.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 251 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3

Still, you would expect leaders of a sovereign nation to be more civilized. Why not target schools and hospitals like a first world nation would?

07.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

β€’Clean up your email inbox (badly)
β€’Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
β€’Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
β€’Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

06.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 5409 πŸ” 1190 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 9

Oh, close! It was her job to do that, actually!

07.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 3293 πŸ” 233 πŸ’¬ 78 πŸ“Œ 0

Two firsts for the opportunity to pay aa frequently injured 29 year old 30 million a year.

Do not like.

07.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Great reporting and a good opportunity to reup for the public that my office has produced a series of reports, documents and letters that makes the economic case for why it's such a crucial program, while debunking claims or intimations that the tax was driving people out of the county.

06.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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There’s a pretty strong norm in the union world against publicly criticizing other union leaders but at some point I think it becomes necessary for labor movement leaders to start saying β€œSean O’Brien sucks.”
Otherwise this guy represents all unions in people’s minds

thehill.com/homenews/adm...

06.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 232 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4

your current president went to Wharton, how's that working out

06.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 11701 πŸ” 2155 πŸ’¬ 111 πŸ“Œ 128

Dude is the only person to ever earn a billion dollars.

06.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

American consumers are so dumb man

06.03.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 203 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Is there really no chance of enough Hispanic R to D converts changing the math in Texas?

05.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0