dollcrimes

damn it this is good, Martin Short impersonating Robin Williams

thank you! ❤ i don't use this very often at all but i like to peek in sometimes and see what's up

i had a moment where i misunderstood a social situation and then committed self harm, and i just think it's cool that i haven't changed at all since i was 12

every time i make a mistake i want to bludgeon myself to death with a hammer. what's great about that is that i'm really fucking stupid and thoughtless and i make mistakes constantly

good news: i want to kill myself
bad news: i haven't gotten around to doing it yet

my internet at work last night was so spotty that i barely heard anything from edge but it worked perfectly for christian's "go fuck yourself". miraculous. love u christian

i forgot to highlight mox, dude was so fucking funny. love you mox 🤼‍♂️

cool PPV, i was SO into christian's match. hangman/strickland ruled, nana rules, bryan and ZSJ ruled, THE GUNNS SHOULD HAVE WON 🤼‍♂️

i spent the whole night thinking "oh whatever i just want edge to get his ass beat by christian, i don't care otherwise" and then the lights went out and i lost my fucking mind 🤼‍♂️

I will never stop posting this

#WrestleDream 🤼‍♂️

this is really cool!

this series was my first exposure to him and it was not the ideal first impression

Why does John Fetterman, the Largest Senator, simply not grind their bones to make his bread

that's rad! they stay at a manageable size too, which is nice

what species is your fella?

THE INCREDIBLE SHRINKING MAN (1957, dir. Jack Arnold)

Me, whenever a new Zelda game comes out.

you can't just kill everyone to accomplish your goal

it is safe to sleep. it is recommended that you sleep immediately.

ignore the screams. your dreams pose no risk to you.

goodbye america

nuclear war has been declared

do not go into the city of joplin. it is now a cemetery.

BREAK YOUR WINDOWS

almost all deceased persons within the aircraft have been dead for at least thirty days. the fcdc believes the deceased to be either victimsv or willing participants in a ritual killing.

emergency alert system. pick your food and pray for peace. event code: broadcast termination notification. issuing agency: local broadcasting agencies. imminent risk factor: none. recommended action: it is time to go now.

what kind of god are you?

there's an episode of smackdown from 2001 where you can hear me and my best friend scream over the entire arena so i haven't changed much

by the time the main event rolled around the five people sitting to my right had left and i wonder if it wasn't because of me screaming like i was being murdered when hager and christian came out