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Eris Montez

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They/Them πŸ‡΅πŸ‡­πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Friendly neighborhood arachnochist. Discordihuh. Relative to Aneris and high fiving. Pecan pie w/o the pecans. Bartender because everything else sucks. insta/twitch: ErisMontez Wont follow but I'll list. I'm trying to keep that 69. Nice

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*not good for heavy dancing. Full stop. Don’t pass go

12.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got some pretty fucking amazing pants that the I realized were great for work or winter.

Nothing else

This is the first. wtf. Omg. What.

12.03.2026 05:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I dont want the answer to this but Taco Bell has a different and still delicious taste when cold. And I don’t wanna know why this magic exists.

12.03.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It really is. It made the show super cute.

12.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
tweet from @heelbitee: β€œaccidentally became important at work n it’s ruining my life”

tweet from @heelbitee: β€œaccidentally became important at work n it’s ruining my life”

straights and canals

12.03.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 239 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I’ve never felt like I’ve been at a queer gaming convention quite like being at a Bbno$$ show. I should’ve found my perfect dnd group in here, I failed.

12.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends

Crab Just Happy To Be In Bucket With All His Friends https://theonion.com/crab-just-happy-to-be-in-bucket-with-all-his-friends/

11.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 5661 πŸ” 1028 πŸ’¬ 43 πŸ“Œ 114

Plleeeeeeaaaaase send them my way!

11.03.2026 09:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The cool thing about getting old? You understand patterns and when things are absolutely bullshit.

Best of all, if you were someone who has gone through hell? You can smell abusers. It may take a while, but…. That little tingle is never fucking wrong.

09.03.2026 06:36 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i need to go to north sentinel island to inform the people there that it’s international women’s day. they deserve to celebrate too

08.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

I have an even worse hot take. I think if Joss Whedon was able have it run longer, firefly would be in ruins.

It’s exactly how I feel about Buffy. Should’ve ended in 2 seasons.

08.03.2026 11:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the older I get, the more bassa nova becomes even more beloved to me.

08.03.2026 09:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never not love this style.

08.03.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To all the KDrama Romance Darlings, please watch House of Flowers. Not a KDrama. It’s A telenovela. ITS FUCKING WONDERFUL and has some heavy queer nods. Fucking lovely and unexpectedly good in so many ways.

08.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So far, Bon Apetit My Majesty is the one to watch. Also, in a different but similar vein culture/style? Fucking watch House of Flowers. Cause that show! Holy fuuuuuck it’s good. I’d say more light hearted the former, more serious but witty, the latter

08.03.2026 09:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

100 percent! Also, not like I believe in all of the things of how it should be treated but OMG IS IT AMUSING!!!

08.03.2026 09:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As much as I love things like these, my temptation to fill this out is tempered by the fact that I know I wouldn’t want certain folks to know long how fearful I am of certain things.

I’ll let them dig through my random pile of posts to figure that one out.

07.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bookmarking for a later read.

07.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need corny ass queer as fuck kdramas. Haven’t researched to see if they exist but I’m in dire need of it.

07.03.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
cover painting for 'The Visitors' by Clifford D Simak

a pair of tiny figures stand on a hillside while a gigantic black obelisk floats overhead 

the figures are captioned 'chatting on the timeline with your friend' and the menacing obelisk is captioned 'a total stranger about to drop the worst reply you've ever read

cover painting for 'The Visitors' by Clifford D Simak a pair of tiny figures stand on a hillside while a gigantic black obelisk floats overhead the figures are captioned 'chatting on the timeline with your friend' and the menacing obelisk is captioned 'a total stranger about to drop the worst reply you've ever read

many such cases

28.01.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 6745 πŸ” 1392 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 87

Fuck. I trapped myself in a black hole of KDrama Romance Comedies. Fuck.

07.03.2026 16:03 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 2

Thanks! Went well. But now I’m just seepy

07.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like we don't shame bad idea startups enough. I don't think it's possible to OVER-shame bad idea startups.

Or startups in general, really.

07.03.2026 00:21 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

06.03.2026 08:57 πŸ‘ 17315 πŸ” 5431 πŸ’¬ 454 πŸ“Œ 326

I seepy lil derp butt.

07.03.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First date in a long while. I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. Person is super hot and my brain is desiring more β€œfriend hangs” energy cause… well….

That’s what I’ve always preferred first before anything else.

So… uh. Time to throw on something comfy and get a tiny bit nervous.

06.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€˜Bon Apetit your majesty’ is like kdrama meets historical iron chef.

I am fucking dying. This is the best thing ever.

06.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so tired of seeing people bash Bluesky for being an echo chamber when X is an actual intentionally constructed echo chamber that is demonstrably radicalizing people across the political spectrum who still use it

05.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 14391 πŸ” 2115 πŸ’¬ 520 πŸ“Œ 203

This is what is actually happening in me brenn

03.03.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

The desire to just be cozy and warm is strong. But no. Must get up and get ready to work. I do love what I do but the ability for me to be able to enjoy my space and time while things are joyously tranquil is overwhelming.

Not saying the outside world, cause yeah. Shits going down. Just at home.

02.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0