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๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to seal the deal on Saturday - and I mean that very literally, in that no Scottish rugby player or fan alive today will ever again get this chance in their lifetime.

I hope that they are all acutely aware of this and of the desperate need to not fuck it up.

10.03.2026 22:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Tory dogs for a tory backwater

09.03.2026 20:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

France will out implode them

09.03.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Corgis are unionist bootlickers who sold out to the queen decades ago.

09.03.2026 17:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

France will continue their implosion against England.

09.03.2026 15:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't worry, you will definitely be getting a Paddington meme.

As for where I got it, I was up all night sketching

09.03.2026 14:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lads, it gives me immense sadness to say this, but Ireland are going to win the 2026 6 Nations.โ˜น๏ธ

09.03.2026 11:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yes and my river is crying๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

08.03.2026 10:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
07.03.2026 23:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 52 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Macron and the WRU pay tribute to Quasar Laser Tag at Barry Island with this incredibly classy, well designed and very dignified rugby jersey for Wales U20s. #IREvWAL

07.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, not as good.

07.03.2026 21:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is nothing better than kicking the English while they are down.

07.03.2026 20:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not being funny, but there is a significant drop off with Lucas. I know that these matches are in large part about giving lads exposure, but come on now.

07.03.2026 20:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why isn't Carwyn LJ playing tonight for ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ20s?

07.03.2026 20:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry: I Sei Nazioni

07.03.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The 6 Nations.

07.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Let history record that I was the only pundit with the vision to ask this question in The wake of Scotland's opening day loss to Italy,

07.03.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With it being 3 minutes to half time and with Ireland having just scored their second try, naturally I chose this precise moment to go to the toilet.

07.03.2026 12:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drowned out by US-Iran

06.03.2026 23:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Whenever I visit the 40ft beach in Sandy Cove, South Dublin, I feel like an anthropologist.

Fascinating to observe these mad fuckers.๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ

06.03.2026 12:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By 8.20pm I expect we'll be 21-0 down.

06.03.2026 12:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not only does Honey now speak fluent Cymraeg, but she also knows a new command : 'Steve Tandy'

06.03.2026 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Kidnapped @karlbrophy.bsky.social influencer dog, Honey. Teaching her a proper language.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ

06.03.2026 11:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 20 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I'd only blow it all in Brown Thomas.

06.03.2026 10:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How convenient. You can't keep on ducking me forever, Hugo.

06.03.2026 10:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Come and say that prediction to my face at The Ferryman pub this afternoon

06.03.2026 10:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Feeling real safe in the days of LLM guided warfare

05.03.2026 15:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 92 ๐Ÿ” 31 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If any self-styled IRT hardmen want to take their long-awaited opportunity to say some shit to my face, I'll be drinking at the Ferryman in Dublin this afternoon. @gortoshay1.bsky.social & @reallyfubar.bsky.social have already bottled it.

WRT backup that is the place. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ #IrelandWeek

06.03.2026 09:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Main reason #IrelandWeek has been disappointing;

Irish Fans: "Lol Wales are going to get pumped by Ireland. Absolutely useless. This Wales team is crap"

Welsh Fans: "Lol Wales are going to get pumped by Ireland. Absolutely useless. This Wales team is crap"

06.03.2026 08:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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#IrelandWeek stopover in Munich. I'm coming for you.

05.03.2026 14:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0