Peter

5th night in a row with the hot water bottle, I think this is the end

Did the philosophers have an answer as to why when oomf didn’t give the same energy back it makes you want to kermit

🚨 WATCH: Labour MP Charlotte Nichols reveals she was raped as an MP as she opposes the jury trial reforms

"I waited 1,088 days to go to court. We've been told [by the Government] that if we have concerns about this Bill, it's because we've not been raped"

Finding it insulting that all my suggested follows on Instagram appear to be the most beautiful homosexuals known to man

it’s oomf @tenacioustwink.bsky.social

Finally emoji representation for @andxtay.bsky.social

Can’t believe it’s my first time seeing Ho-Oh and I caught it dropping a ballistic dookie

It is. Betrayed by Quaker Oats and upping my fibre

Maybe crude oil would be less expensive if it weren’t so crass with its sense of humour x

Panel 1: Man at his computer, his phone vibrates Panel 2: Man looking at a headline on his phone that says “Endless hell grows again!” Panel 3 & 4: Man puts his phone down and continues working, looking perturbed

Morning all

This is punishment for trying to get back into having breakfast isn’t it

Well I wish I knew that sooner

Personally I think you’d cause cloudflare to collapse from adoration x

Real, when my smut doesn’t get liked by some oomfs on here I throw myself under a bus every time

There was meant to be a pic to accompany this, here I am in pain with my hot bot

Pain

Screenshot of pokemon pokopia shop, there is a blue and yellow recycling bin that looks like a spheal if spheal was a cube and had dead lifeless eyes

everywhere i go i see his face

Taking these really hurt my back

If fucking is a chore then maybe you should think on that. Is everything okay at home? Things need spicing up?

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

You in another decade

A fly has more consciousness than an LLM. To be read with as much derision as possible.

I’m sorry I’m a greased pig to the pokemon company

I do not currently have Pokopia

Depending how this hangover goes, I may soon have Pokopia

Stop it!!

So you know potholes

Where does the tarmac go

🤔

Doesn’t matter the demon, the succubus will follow

So like right Emerald Fennells next work is going to be a reboot or a film musical, and it’s going to be a reboot film musical of Casablanca

Right

William Shatner is releasing a heavy metal album at 94