Falphat

What’s that smell?

A pump?

*sits on face

Ugh fine.

I bet you’d sniff the seat after I got up, right?

Honestly.. it’s my greatest asset

The hottest and stinkiest

Intoxicating

Deep sniffs.

Fuck yeah bro, get your nose in this pig butt 💨🐽😵‍💫

Only one way to find out. Imma suffocate you

The power of my cheeks is insane. The twitch, the pulse, the bounce. The control of my hole is master-level.

They’re so big and heavy. They’ll crush your face.

Love the sound when the melons press into the sides of the chair.

Need a tongue. Now!

Snap Crackle Pop goes my hairy butt.

Post more farts!

Did you miss me?

Spicy hotdogged is now my favourite term

Did you miss me?

Hear that? That’s your bones crushing underneath my ass.

Who’s wrapping their mouths around this stinker?

Who’s wrapping their mouths around this stinker?

Hahahahhaha dweeb

Bruuuuh you’ll make my asshole twinkle

Your boss @texasgainer.bsky.social calls you to his office. What’s your next move when you see this:

Filling your lungs. Burning your mouth

Omg stop flirting 🥰