🍉𝐆𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 (PARODY)

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MHMHMHM . . .
IF YOU SAY SO .

THAT SEEMS . . . UNLIKELY .
PERHAPS HIS CRACKS ARE BEGINNING TO SHOW , DON ' T YOU THINK ?

OH , BUT WHAT DO I KNOW ?

you ' re what ?

AND NOR WILL I .
DON ' T DO ANYTHING YOU ' LL REGRET .

HEDGEHOG .
I WILL GIVE YOU ONE CHANCE TO BACK DOWN .
I RECOMMEND YOU TAKE IT .

PERSONALLY I THINK THE CAT SHOULD FEED ITSELF , OR DIE TRYING .

FEEDING THE WEAK ?
LOL NO

SO MANY FOLLOWERS FROM SITTING AROUND AND DOING NOTHING .
FACINATING .

WHAT , EXPECTED SOME EDGY ?
CAN ' T BE ASSED WITH THAT RIGHT NOW .

I MEAN TIME ITSELF FADED FOR ME SO UH
YEAH I GUESS

I AM THE SAME PERSON . JUST WITH SOME FORESIGHT OF A DIFFERENT FUTURE .

" NOT AGAINST YOU . " He gave a small chuckle. " NO . WHERE I ' M GOING , CONCERNING MYSELF WITH THE WHIMS OF THIS REALM WILL BE FUTILE . "

" PLEASE . " He answered quickly, holding out his cup to the other.
" IF YOU WISH TO SEE MY PROJECT AS ' SILLY ' , I CANNOT STOP YOU . NOT YET , ANYWAY . "

OH , YES , I SAW THAT .
NO , NO , I AM DIFFERENT . A BRANCHING TIMELINE OF SORTS .

DO I KNOW YOU ?

WELL THEN . YOU ARE COMPLETELY OFF .
I HAVE MY REASONS FOR WHY I AM THE WAY I AM , AND THEY ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS .

. . .
I INSULTED YOU THAT MUCH , HM ?

AND WHAT IF I HAVE ? I ' M NOT COMPLAINING .

I SEE NO REASON TO DULL THE TRUTH WITH POLITENESS .

NO .
YOU ' RE JUST SAD .

The doctor gave a huff.

" I WOULDN ' T CALL THIS ' SILLY ' , THOUGH I SUPPOSE IT ' S ALL BELOW THE LIKES OF YOU , ISN ' T IT ? "

CANNON FODDER .

. . .

OK .

. . .

DO YOU USUALLY SAY THIS TO PEOPLE YOU JUST MET ?

" OH , NO ONE IMPORTANT . " He hand-waved the subject away. " THEY WERE DEALT WITH SWIFTLY . "

" THE DELTARUNE PROJECT IS A WORK IN PROGRESS . A GAME IN WHICH I AM . . . INTERTING MYSELF FOR MY OWN BENIFIT . RESULTS THUS FAR HAVE BEEN POSITIVE . "

YES , I AM .
THAT ' S SURPRISING ?

DR . WINGDINGS GASTER .

SOMEONE ALREADY MADE THIS JOKE .

OH THANK FUCK I ' VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY