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Guys I made Viral Laundry Solution and the second I put my weighted blanket in it the water turned brown :(((

aw mannn… so close yet so far away from the chilis

hope you work out a good recipe

photo of an all-white male cat sleeping in a cardboard box, which is labeled "Kirkland signature salted sweet cream butter". the cat is resting his head on one of the box corners, with his neck at an awkward up-angle. still, he looks completely content, as his eyes are closed...

same as the other photo description in terms of the white cat and cardboard box, except this time, the cat is resting his... nose? upper lip? against the same box corner as before. this does not look comfortable either, but he STILL seems content.......

he is salted sweet cream butter......

Carrot cake

Calabrian Chile & Garlic - Bella Italia Bring the taste of Calabria straight to your table. Our Calabrian Chile & Garlic Stir-In sauce turns every meal into a spicy experience like no other.

I like hunting for stuff I think this is it, Italian manufacturer, identical ingredients and nutrition info www.bellaitaliaproducts.com/products/cal...

Good & Gather is a captive brand so that manufacturer is almost guaranteed to be selling this exact same product with a different label 👀 you just gotta figure out the supplier for it

I like Florsheims… it’s also fun to say

ah dang sorry I gotta have a farm equipment accident that day

I didn't post this earlier cuz I didn't wanna look like I was justifying how normal my lunch was but I'm still thinking about how much that lady threw me for a loop

Oh no just heard someone say Epstein in here

I thought Jay was going to a different job but she is now going to turn her attention to a more hands on role in coding this beautiful website

she has been working on bluesky since 0 users, but who will win? Previous experience or vibe code from the technical advisor/investor team? Ai agent child?

They're calling her the first woman to ever have adhd

I think it's also cuz I grew up without any religious shame instruction that when someone doesn't like my activity I just talk about the thing with a different friend group

Ironically my social anxiety disorder has made it easier to ignore it when people do this to me? Like I go "ah, this person is very anxious and they're worried about what I'm doing as an extension of that" and it bounces off. It also stops me from carrying though when I get the urge to micro manage

I can't get it to repeat all of a sudden but I was losing my mind trying to finish a crossword puzzle yesterday it was using bold and italic to separate each chunk of the mega synonym

Very helpful google

Lately when I google for synonyms the ai result on top squishes all the ones it can find into one mega-word

someone just asked if I was gonna be able to eat all my lunch by myself

well geez

Everyone else in the local cafe is 40 years older than me idk why this town waited so long to get an espresso machine

The septuagenarians wanna get a buzz on

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

This Is some art I’ve made for Decomposer, a graphic novel written by Mason McDonald. The book is well on it’s way to being finished but we’ve set up a Kickstarter to help us complete it. I’d really appreciate if you’d have a look at the page (link below) and consider helping us out. Thanks!

): but I wanted my 0% daily value of everything in only 2 tsps

h… how did you do this it's only the second nice day of the year

Wooo!!!

69 DEGREES

I just saw a therapist dishing about the local gossip their client shared in the rupaul subreddit this is gay hell with dunks

Boston area gays are in perma struggle

Text below Brian Griffin reads, "If the Bone Meter fills up, Brian will lose control"

Family Guy Video Game! (Multiplatform, 2006)

…man… idek if it's worse when they admit it or not

I don't miss wedding planning, but having a wedding is fun af and your kid will love getting to be there for the renewal

found this on my hard drive