bobby brady: dad, can i have an advance on my allowance?
mike brady (drops pen): jesus christ bobby the door was closed for a reason, i'm trying to finish these goddamn blueprints, i'm on a deadline
bobby brady: okay, MAY i have an adv --
mike brady (looking for pen): NO
07.07.2023 22:00
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I guess Bluesky will be the app I go to when Threads is down.
06.07.2023 01:42
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We call this pose the Porkchop.
05.07.2023 19:20
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Itβs a nickname for Tori fans
05.07.2023 19:19
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Yay, a fellow EWF!
05.07.2023 17:07
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Iβll never understand why people set off fireworks when itβs broad daylight.
Itβs been boom boom boom here all day, and for what?!?!
05.07.2023 02:11
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I can generally handle being sick but having a sore throat turns me into the Worldβs Biggest Babyβ’
04.07.2023 21:01
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I saw Derek and Jesse Plemons standing outside of Smokehouse once!
04.07.2023 19:44
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Today we celebrate our Independence Day
04.07.2023 17:20
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Oh I missed it!!!
04.07.2023 17:19
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Heβs not active
04.07.2023 03:37
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If we can just get Scott Gustin and Undented active on here, Iβd never need to go to Twitter again
04.07.2023 03:28
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03.07.2023 03:52
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02.07.2023 16:06
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Heβs so happy
27.06.2023 18:14
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I donβt have much going on at the moment so hereβs a photo of me and Loki
25.06.2023 22:41
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Mickey approved of my outfit π
03.06.2023 22:07
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Just two friends going for a walk.
23.05.2023 04:57
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This is why I started buying menβs jeans.
17.05.2023 15:36
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Same
12.05.2023 21:58
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Meow! You get one code every 14 days!
12.05.2023 20:55
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I have that dress and can confirm they go up to 3X!
12.05.2023 16:23
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No lol
11.05.2023 04:51
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Walked the picket line today in support of WGA! #wgastrong (do hashtags work here?)
11.05.2023 04:51
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What if we kissed by the poppy superbloom at DCA? ππΌππΌ
10.05.2023 04:29
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If anyone calls me on Twitter itβs an immediate block.
10.05.2023 04:24
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Ooh good one Jake
10.05.2023 04:23
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Thank you Jeri!
09.05.2023 17:11
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No thoughts, just Halle Bailey at the world premiere of The Little Mermaid
(Photo: Β©οΈDisney)
09.05.2023 05:07
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