bobby brady: dad, can i have an advance on my allowance?
mike brady (drops pen): jesus christ bobby the door was closed for a reason, i'm trying to finish these goddamn blueprints, i'm on a deadline
bobby brady: okay, MAY i have an adv --
mike brady (looking for pen): NO
I guess Bluesky will be the app I go to when Threads is down.
We call this pose the Porkchop.
It’s a nickname for Tori fans
Yay, a fellow EWF!
I’ll never understand why people set off fireworks when it’s broad daylight.
It’s been boom boom boom here all day, and for what?!?!
I can generally handle being sick but having a sore throat turns me into the World’s Biggest Baby™
I saw Derek and Jesse Plemons standing outside of Smokehouse once!
Today we celebrate our Independence Day
Oh I missed it!!!
He’s not active
If we can just get Scott Gustin and Undented active on here, I’d never need to go to Twitter again
He’s so happy
I don’t have much going on at the moment so here’s a photo of me and Loki
Mickey approved of my outfit 🌈
Just two friends going for a walk.
This is why I started buying men’s jeans.
Same
Meow! You get one code every 14 days!
I have that dress and can confirm they go up to 3X!
No lol
Walked the picket line today in support of WGA! #wgastrong (do hashtags work here?)
What if we kissed by the poppy superbloom at DCA? 👉🏼👈🏼
If anyone calls me on Twitter it’s an immediate block.
Ooh good one Jake
Thank you Jeri!
No thoughts, just Halle Bailey at the world premiere of The Little Mermaid
(Photo: ©️Disney)
