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Dave Breens

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Breens is a rapper, One Piece fan, and game journalist. Sorry.

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Horii: the English have only one personal pronoun for I and it tells you nothing about their social standing or personality
The English language: [5 different ways of saying hello class-stratified per square mile of British land]

11.03.2026 09:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow bro hates the British

11.03.2026 08:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We try

11.03.2026 08:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There ain't a thing you can do to stop me from borrowing a quid off your dad

11.03.2026 07:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I dunno man

10.03.2026 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Massive respect for pulling some Yu Yu Hakusho shit. That's why people still say Togashi is a GOAT.

10.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uhhh...

10.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 136 ๐Ÿ” 51 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

As long as it's not Nice

10.03.2026 13:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah it's not great, kinda sets Rose up to be superpowered like Jake Wesker and it's just odd

10.03.2026 13:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel like I need a biscuit tier list debate

10.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, there's a story DLC that basically sets teenage Rose up to be the new RE series protag and uhhh I think we're all pretending it never happened?

10.03.2026 13:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We know you have a brain disease, we've seen the posts

10.03.2026 13:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

7's DLC is quite fun tbf, but 8's is preeeeetty mid. Even the Mercenaries mode attempt was like, okay, but not great.

10.03.2026 13:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, either way, 7 and 8 (and 3 remake) are basically the only modern RE games that I haven't replayed, and I think replayability is important in a series with games that are usually quite short

10.03.2026 12:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You sick freaks leave my funnel alone!!

10.03.2026 09:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In One Piece there's a bunch of old people that go on about the good old days, by which they mean 20 to 30 years ago. And honestly, I get it.

10.03.2026 09:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is actually really tough for me because I love how unashamedly gamey and silly it is, but I don't care for Ethan and the areas outside of the castle aren't as good. I think I prefer it to 7 honestly, but if Capcom starts pretending they didn't happen I won't be too upset.

10.03.2026 08:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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god finding this is like stumbling across a buried USB drive in the woods. bizarre

09.03.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2695 ๐Ÿ” 870 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

Let my people go

10.03.2026 04:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right, I've had a good long think about it, slept on it multiple times. If you think Resident Evil 7 is the best one you have a brain disease.

10.03.2026 03:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Funny how everyone seemingly forgot how EA's new owners intended to turn a profit by making all future games with AI instead.

10.03.2026 03:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 19:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 7052 ๐Ÿ” 2240 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

PS5 Pro crashed while I was considering downloading a video game. Serves me right.

09.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Monster Hunter Stories 3 Twisted Reflection Review: Gotta Hatch โ€˜Em All | VGC Capcomโ€™s gorgeous third turn-based Monster Hunter spin-off might be the best one yetโ€ฆ

Liked Monster Hunter Stories 3 a lot more than I expected to, even if the battle system still feels a bit annoying. My review for VGC: www.videogameschronicle.com/review/monst...

09.03.2026 15:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
RE9 comic
Grace screams as the helicopter she's piloting goes down
Leon watches on from a window
Grace escapes with Emily from the burning wreckage in the background
Leon, talking to the audience: "women drivers, am I right"?

RE9 comic Grace screams as the helicopter she's piloting goes down Leon watches on from a window Grace escapes with Emily from the burning wreckage in the background Leon, talking to the audience: "women drivers, am I right"?

leon "pfft, women" kennedy #re9

... and on international women's day, too ๐Ÿ˜”

08.03.2026 20:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 4544 ๐Ÿ” 767 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Buddy, I stood in there and counted. It takes 8:30 to drop 115 infected, not in body bags, and it does NOT give you the doll. 15 minutes does, almost double the number of infected. The method for unlocking the doll makes no sense, even now.

09.03.2026 07:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 05:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 163 ๐Ÿ” 59 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Re9 comic
Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate
Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine
Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right?
Grace: umm... no...
Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah?
Grace: what?! no!!!
Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway"
Grace looks very sad and pathetic

Re9 comic Grace and Leon on opposites site of a gate Leon: Don't worry, you'll be fine Leon: You know how to suplex a guy, right? Grace: umm... no... Leon: oh... but you can parry a chainsaw, yeah? Grace: what?! no!!! Leon, walking away concerned: "oh... well, good luck anyway" Grace looks very sad and pathetic

smh what are they teaching kids these days? ๐Ÿ˜• #re9

07.03.2026 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 12144 ๐Ÿ” 2910 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45 ๐Ÿ“Œ 37

Did you misread buy one get one free, class traitor

07.03.2026 17:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Harvester was doing buy one get one free on burgers. So I ate two burgers. Not gonna move again tonight.

07.03.2026 16:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0