Right?

I disagree. If quoting him verbatim snaps one cult member out of their spell, it’s worth it.

I screamed at “what the fuck” at the news and my dog this morning when this was reported.

I hate cats. I’ve had cats. Cool cats. Shit cats. Crazy cats. I’ve had them all. I’m a dog person now but this is funny. It’s spot on.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

You crazy. But I feel you.

Daaaaaamn. I don’t know. I give them a standing ovation but…. Ooooof.

I read it that honey mustard was in place of mayo. And yeah duh, lettuce on top of bacon.

Negative ghost rider, the BLT is bacon, lettuce, tomato and MAYO!!!!!

I can’t wait until he dies.

It’s 2.24 in New Orleans. Gulf of Mexico being right there helps?

Then fucking do something about it. Shit.

I’d rather have my fingernails ripped off.

I’d rather have my fingernails ripped off.

Yikes.

Is he dead?

I thought this thread was about Tom Petty. Great album. Carry on.

I wanna know how the asshole says, “I can destroy the country” and it’s not bigger news.

The other day, I stopped at Taco Bell after the gym. I was trying to allay my over snack buying at Trader Joe’s. Don’t judge. Anywho, I dripped hot sauce on my t shirt. My t shirt was the same exact color as the hot sauce. Winning!!!!

Y’all. Shia LaBeouf be raging in New Orleans. #mardigras @shialabeoufoficial.bsky.social what up bruh?

What I did today. New Orleans. Mardi Gras. Krewe of King Arthur. #neworleans #mardigras #fdt

Originally intended? ORIGINALLY INTENDED???? Go fuck yourself Bill Cassidy. Love, a New Orleanian.

Y’all got me rollin’ around on my couch crying. 🤣
#grammys #luthervandross

Nice summary 🤣

Wait, what just happened? Cher? #grammys

That was 🔥

Bruno Mars is so goddamn cute. Ooo. #grammys

Bad Bunny is 🔥.
Also, I have a thing for Jeff Goldblum.

Oooooo, there’s a Dateline thread? I’m in. Let me get my frozen pizza outta the oven and rewind. BRB

Ouch.