stopping myself from asking “is ___ still with his wife?” bc I don’t even have the energy for that rn
stopping myself from asking “is ___ still with his wife?” bc I don’t even have the energy for that rn
Sorry lady breaking up w her s/o in the handicap stall but I have to shit
so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky
Democrats really don’t give a fuckkkk fuck these fools
i hate the idea of a villain era. you’ve been an asshole the whole time you just like the branding
Bartender told me that I smelled nice and I’ll be thinking about that all month.
You cannot claim that this muffin is packed w protein if I have to dump protein powder into the batter
If I don’t move soon I will lose it.
Things we also need:
1.) to overturn citizens united ruling
2.) rank choice voting
Democrat doesn’t mean anything anymore to anyone besides “not republican” we do need to actually fight for something and have a real goal in mind. Otherwise why even run? Why even have a party?
I just don’t think I could get married bc I would definitely get a stain on my wedding dress after 15 seconds
I get really sad sometimes when I see an outfit that has a white shirt bc I know that can never be me. Alas, I am a slob.
I’m in my “not taking things personally if it’s not really about me“ era.
Cult of the lamb!!!!
pro tip