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I use Gemini when I'm bored — and it's better than doomscrolling It became my ultimate distraction

WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOK

I hate that the sparkle icon is shorthand for AI. They want us to think it’s magic. Fuck you!!! Magic is when you lose a glob of mustard from your sandwich but it doesn’t land on you. When you win at 20 questions. Sparkles belong to Liberace. A baby’s smiling eyes. I will put you in the ground!!!!!!

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A country facing multiple credible threats to its sovereignty but that also cares this little about its own history isn't long for this world.

Calgary Public Library announces residency for an artist who uses AI. Not everyone is on board | CBC News The library is offering a 10-week community engagement residency, to be awarded to one artist “in any discipline who [uses] AI ethically as a collaborative partner in their creative process,” the CPL ...

The headline here is kinda ambiguous. When I first read it, I thought they announced a new artist in residence, and it was someone who has used AI in their art.

Nope! They are soliciting applications for an artist residency, and specify that the candidate *must* use AI.

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I love a headline like "Manitoba to require employers to provide menstrual products" because you just know that all the absolute worst people you've ever met here are super angry right now

Manitoba to Require Free Menstrual Products in Workplaces Manitoba says it will become the first province in Canada to require employers to provide free menstrual products to workers.

Manitoba to Require Free Menstrual Products in Workplaces www.chrisd.ca/2026/03/09/m...

We don’t talk enough about how morally depraved the tech industry turned out to be. Every single ounce of their self-regarding statements of values was an outright lie.

Women workers impacted most by broader return to office push, say experts Years after the COVID-19 pandemic led to an increase of people working from home, public and private sector organizations are having more workers return to the office — but experts say the switch back is disproportionately negative for women.

Years after the COVID-19 pandemic led to an increase of people working from home, public and private sector organizations are having more workers return to the office — but experts say the switch back is disproportionately negative for women.

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Whenever I see a list of the biggest podcasts I wonder how people have decided to listen to podcasts but only to terrible ones. It’s like if you got into movies and started telling everybody that Zach Braff is probably the greatest living actor.

doughboys is good this week

Carney won’t ‘rule out’ Canada joining military action in Middle East; Senate votes to back Trump’s war powers Israel launches new strikes on Lebanon as Hezbollah vows to fight back; American sub sinks Iranian warship near Sri Lanka

Carney has taken every conceivable position on Iran over the past week www.theglobeandmail.com/world/articl...

Beef: Basically uh what I’m tellin you Ray is you can’t just buy this guy an obscure Soviet gun or something Lin Manuel Miranda related such as you are used to

Ray: Beef, you know I’ll get him snowed with my personalized song! Just need some more connective tissue between Chotiner and “lot in her.”

Did you know that in Canada, three-toothed Groundsel can only be found in Manitoba? This rare species can be found in sandy habitats in the province, like the dunes at Spruce Woods Provincial Park. The yellow flowers bloom in spring, attracting small bees and flies. #WildflowerWednesday

text of official creative commons license: "Jon's cardamom joke © 2026 by Jon Bois is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International"

i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father

(practicing in the mirror after realizing I'm going to Spain in a few weeks) Somos Canadianos. Somos de Toronto. Nuestra banda desea realizar un concierto en el Rivoli.

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I requested this at my curling game tonight and it was such a treat to
hear

L A T E R that week

And you know, you can extend from this to a real important corallary to "Everyone is 12 Now" theory is "There has been a generation-long project to keep people 12."

Conservative news and opinon outlets, regressive mass audience entertainment products, etc. all propagandize a chilidish worldview.

Every month the United States provides even more reason to boycott its products and companies — the strikes on Iran being just the latest.

In light of that, it’s a great time to ditch the products and services of US tech companies. I made a comprehensive guide to help you.

Mark Carney backs U.S. and Israeli strikes on Iran, calls for civilians to be protected "Canada supports the United States acting to prevent Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon," the prime minister said in a statement Saturday.

Carney continues to be a voice of cowardice and fecklessness when it really matters. www.thestar.com/politics/fed...

Allow Conan O’Brien to Introduce You to Chris Fleming Ahead of his first HBO special, the cult comedian enlists his friend (and occasional physical threat) to help us get to know him.

This is fun

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here is my review after just getting out of nirvanna the band the show the movie:

LOVE IS REAL AND TORONTO IS THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD

the extent to which all cats are just cats is really incredible

Ken Marino driving a van and singing “Danny’s Song” but the text has been changed to read “Diane, 11:30 AM, February 24th. Entering The Town Of Twin Peaks”

it’s wild that for all the titans in the fossil record, blue whales - who are with us right here and now - are, as far as we know, the largest animals that have ever lived

no reason, they just liked they way a triangle looked. it replaced their very first logo that some random guy handed their co-founder one day in 1926 and then left without ever giving his name

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