The problem is that when he said it he considered it a compliment

Even Mother Nature is done with Felon47’s bullshit.

OMG! OMG! OMG!
YA DIE! YA DIE! YA DIE!
@robbotron.bsky.social

Encyclopædia Britannica will continue to use ‘Gulf of Mexico’ for a few reasons:

-We serve an international audience, a majority of which is outside the U.S.

-The Gulf of Mexico is an international body of water, and the U.S.’s authority to rename it is ambiguous.
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It's clearly not accidental, it must be on porpoise ...

Everyone watching #TheTraitors (1/2)

We have a bar over our dining table that we string lights and seasonal decorations on, and we have something similar in our hall way ...

The Snow Angel of the North

ADVENTURER: Dragon! We are here for your gold! Prepare to die!
DRAGON: My gold?
ADVENTURER: Yes! We climbed this great mountain, swam it's flooded caverns and-
DRAGON: Fair enough
ADVENTURER: Wait, what?
DRAGON: It's yours
ADVENTURER:
DRAGON: How are you carrying it out of here?
ADVENTURER: Um... /1

A group of 5 PC gamers on stage at and EPIC.LAN event playing Overwatch 2, with an LED wall behind them.

Community Team Assemble!

Let's see those crazy Jeff plays as Marvel Rivals takes to the stage for EPIC44's Staff vs Community Challenge.

Want to represent the EPIC.LAN community and lose to the staff team? Drop Beank a message in Discord to set up your squad.

A set of Funko Pops all themed on The Muppet Christmas Carol which include Scrooge, Marley & Marley, Bob Cratchet and Tiny Tim, Fozziwig, Mrs. Cratchet and The Great Gonzo as Charles Dickens and Rizzo the Rat

Oh @chrismarlow666.bsky.social gave me the coolest set of gifts and he’s had them hidden since JANUARY

Also this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made. Any arguments against this will be settled with fight. And I’m from Wigan so you don’t want a fight

I turned to my wife, "they're inside the room"

Merry Christmas to everyone who has a shift worker in the household and displaces their Christmas so that they can join in the festivities. So lovely being able to spend our Christmas Day, today, with my incredible wife.

He's m ng ist
He’s check ice
He find ou
naught ice
Norman Collier is comi town

My hand attaching some holly to my hallway - each of the leaves of the aforementioned holly contain an image of the character Bowser, King of the Koopas.

🎶 Deck the halls with…

A sort of Venn diagram showing Pirates, Santa and Gangster Rappers with YO HO HO, HO HO HO and YO HO respectively.

🎅🏻 🏴‍☠️ 🎤

Offer a service, there are plenty of people out there with grey piles of shame that needs your artistry and enthusiasm!

Ooo ... me too!

Gru's Plan Meme Template: Top Left: Declare Martial Law Top Right: Block Parliament from sitting Bottom left: Parliament climbs the walls to vote against you Bottom right: Parliament climbs the walls to vote against you

I think this roughly explains what's gone on in South Korea in the past 12 hours, right?

A wide shot showing a LAN party hall full of gamers sat in rows at thier PCs. There is a small expo area in the corner of the image.

As more of you are moving over here, hi!

We're EPIC.LAN.

A traditional community LAN party in the UK with a mix of casual gaming, esports, tech demonstrations, stage content and a load of fun.

We run 3x big events a year plus smaller events for tabletop fans and a 'luxury' LAN in a hotel.

Right. Here's my big pitch:

Muppet James Bond

James Bond in…A Heart-Felt Goodbye

Dominic Cooper as Bond
Kermit M Frog
Mrs Moneypiggy
Beaker & Dr Bunsen HoneyQ

The agents of G.O.N.Z.O. want to kidnap the world's chickens. MI5 has a mole (Rizzo the Rat). An agent is undercover as a chef in Sweden.

In 2 weeks we'll race in our special livery!

December 14-15, we will race to raise money for Make-a-Wish Belgium, in a 24 hour race hosted by EAGLE Speed Academy!

Where to watch coming soon!

VR Racing Blue | 040; BMW M4 GT4 G82
🇬🇧 Ivan Chambers
🇳🇱 Geordi Vermeulen

Shoutout to anyone not working in an office, and therefore assumed by friends/family/colleagues to be sitting in a rocking-chair all day waiting for someone to give you things to do.

Greggggg Wallace sits at a control panel while his colleagues look on from a doorway waiting to see what stupid thing he does next.

Columbo holding a petri dish with blood leaping out of it saying "err.. there's just one more Thing". In the background three men are tied up, one of them is transforming in to a monster.

Don't bother spending money in the Black Friday sales, because it's HappyToast free print giveaway time! I just plucked this Columbo/The Thing mash up from my pile, if you want it Like, Repost and Follow and I'll pick a winner on Monday. (UK only because of cost!)

Can't cook, Orc cook

BBC News headline "Chinese companies apologise for 'shrunken' sanitary pads"

Not particularly funny in itself until you misread it as "shuriken sanitary pads" ... at which point it takes on a new dimension

The Game Awards for Games Who Can't Afford the Game Awards 2024 Do you have an upcoming game or update that you would like to showcase? Are you an indie studio that can't afford to showcase your game at the major events? Then we have an event for you! The TGAGWC...

We are now accepting self-nominations for TGAGWCAGA🏆

Are you an indie studio with an upcoming game or update but can't afford to attend a major showcase? Nominate yourself for ours and receive a custom award!

Submissions close: December 2nd
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#NotTheGameAwards

If someone ever threw a drink in my face I would chomp it out of the air like a dog with a sprinkler.