The 7 min highlights on MUTV made us look like Brazil 1970 😀

Looked like a decent performance. Good press, Hojlund, Bruno and Cunha looked sharp

“as far as I'm concerned, the first thing you can do for me is to chuck all your medals and all your caps and all your pots and all your pans into the biggest fucking dustbin you can find, because you've never won any of them fairly. You've done it all by bloody cheating.”

Well and yes

Liverpool held and City being humiliated.

Lovely stuff 👍

I think, now we have an injury crisis to add to the team devoid of confidence or quality, we are likely to finish about as low as it’s now possible for us to - 16th. In august a 6th place finish would have seemed disappointing. In terms of PL prize money, 16th would be a £30 million drop on 6th

A bunch of spineless, weak, pathetic, uninspiring, bottle-jobs who are widely regarded as the laughing stock of the league and are having their worst season in over 20 years have just comfortably beaten Manchester United and I'm not even remotely surprised.

That United bench is under enough pressure with their SATs on the horizon

Morning all, I’m always proud of our global support but always remember the truth about our beautiful city of Manchester & how there’s always been more Reds ❤️😉

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Hearing the United injury news this week I’ve gone full Private Fraser about this spurs match and the rest of the season

Well, that second half was conclusive proof that Manchester United are indeed back.

Maguire about 7 miles off side

Literally couldn’t care less

Football’s better without VAR

I feel a bit confused … did United just play … well?

Given the hospital pass he’s been handed, this doesn’t feel like a reflection on Amorim but the danger is that this gets so bad that his authority ebbs away & I have zero faith that the club get the upcoming transfer windows right enough to provide him with the tools he needs

Played ok between Brightons first goal and our equaliser then all the pace and intensity dropped out of our game, really struggled to create chances yet again and the last half hour was really desperately bad

@footballcliches.bsky.social they couldn’t, could they?!

Correct 👍😂

Have you noticed how many seconds there between the two goals? Very relevant to City …

🙌🎊🎉🍾🥳🙌

United were awful, city were even worse, Amad was the only player with the confidence and intensity to take the game by the scruff of its neck. And boy, did he?

Did that really just happen?!

City have been awful in this half but we’re too shit to take advantage

Lots of parallels btwn INEOS at Utd and the labour govt. both taking over from incompetent and deeply unpopular incumbents and rapidly squandering their credit and credibility with unforced errors and terrible PR blunders

Reading that Ashworth left partly because he felt sidelined in the Amorim appointment and wanted Southgate instead. In which case, good riddance, Southgate would have been an atrocious appointment. Hiring Ashworth another expensive mistake by the club which we will pay for in dearer tickets

Well, I had to literally drive through a storm past fallen trees on the motorway and a caravan with its roof ripped off but I’ve made it and the sight of OT under the lights makes it all worth while

WELL THEN MAYBE STOP CHARGING KIDS AND PENSIONERS £66 TO WATCH UNITED YOU ABSOLUTE GOONS

“Just like the glazers, Jim Ratecliffes a c**t” and “66 quid your taking the piss” the chants from the stretty #mufc

Operation Turd Polish continues apace at Old Trafford #mufc

Seat in front of me in the stretford end doesn’t even have a seat just a set of broken, empty brackets where ones supposed to be. Hope no poor sods paid £66 for it #mufc

I like Dalot and think he offers a lot in certain roles - especially as an inverted full back - but fuck me he don’t half look like a massive liability sometimes #mufc

Unsurprisingly, same old issues persist: lack of intensity, can’t build up from back, too often giving the ball away softly. Amad United’s MOTM for me #mufc