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not a fan of being up early, big fan of seeing the sun come up in Manhattan

Got it! Here’s Garfield without hair

I’m sorry about the Jon Arbuckle which, as you have mentioned, has shoes, here is a corrected image with the shoes removed

*he somehow has more shoes*

Crazy that it only took 2 years for YouTube to go from "45 hour video essay on the Beverly Hillbillies" to "Short of AI generated text read by a guy with marketing voice"

the nyc subway is the only place I’ve ever seen transphobic graffiti and been like “okay a trans person def wrote this”

gonna be the ow jones when im done investing in it

!!!!! Did u move to ny?

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Hey, real quick, can everyone on the call see an apple in their head?

I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent

a watercolor of a cute animal airplane

the petliner... yay

LMAO FUCK

noooo it’s gnu + york

actually it's called GNU/York

I don’t even hate AI fliers for their theft or waste of resources primarily, I hate them because they’re a tacky bitch move and I hateee a tacky bitch

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

a four panel comic panel one a woman asks me "what're you gonna do with your day off?" and i reply "probs watch short form video content" second panel, a woman says to another woman whom she is actively marrying "i cant wait to grow old with you and watch short form video content together in bed" panel three, a woman kneels by her bed and prays, "dear god, let me watch short form video content in heaven" the last panel is just text and it says "please stop reading and start watching short form video content"

i had always imagined that the 1% are a bunch of dumb rich pedophiles in a group chat exchanging their pedestrian opinions to a chorus of fawning sycophants, so reading these Epstein emails is really validating in that sense

I love transgendered ppl and techno omg I can’t wait to throw more shows in ny

Did you know that it’s called “peppermint tea” because it’s “pepper mint-y” ? Did you know that you fucking piece of shit?

Art that’s challenging without emotional direction is physically painful

oh my good this art is adorable!

Red dress pic

ratty brooklyn futch pic

get u a girlfag who can do both

there’s funky little wires in your head that get crossed from other people’s funky little wire crossings and not all of them come from the horrors

I’m glad that people are more trauma informed but I’m sick of Gen Z artists thinking art needs trauma to justify it. There’s interesting stuff shaping your brain besides the worst thing to happen when you were 9

shitty guy theory of history

why is it always “nyc smells like piss” and not “the greatest city on earth smells like this tboy in my bathtub”

I don’t know what that word means and I’m not going to google it

if the incel mindset is “weeeeeeee!” I’m cooked

goulash is also winter pilled tummy slop