Maze 🗡️

Mourning the fact that I will never experience being a teenage boy in the 2000s and listening to isolated vocals from blink-182’s Feeling This

game changer is maybe one of the greatest things made by anyone

I watch love island and listen to sabrina carpenter the way Jane Goodall observed the chimps. It’s a fascinating glimpse into modern heterosexual dating and goddamn, it’s bleak.

I for one was ecstatic to learn about the Australian, goth, masc basketball player who wears clown makeup in their games

Still thinking about the girl I saw who had a labubu attached to her g string….hope she’s having an amazing day

That’s my emotional support cherry cola Celsius

walkable cities and suckable titties

Working in education has me feeling insane what do you mean our superintendent wants teachers to create lesson plans with AI

Idk I think I might need to dye my hair pink just to feel something

Mayonnaise is fucking nasty idgaf

Going to medieval times for my birthday fuckkkkkk yes

Finally figured out how to style my hair. The power I feel

Never beating the wannabe skater boy allegations

Stardew mf valley

Just 5 college students running that teddy bear store like the gd navy

Every bit of sewing I know I learned working at build a bear

Because why as I become more butch do I get hit on by men more? I do not get it

Saying my daily affirmation “gay people can tell I’m gay even if straight people cannot”

My mom breaking the internet cable the day of the Righteous Gemstones finale is honestly homophobic

Got a new job offer and my annoying coworker got banned from sending company wide emails happy Monday to me :)

I am the pope now

link.dice.fm/ismRqrhIUSb?...

It’s the best!

A pint of Stewart’s Crumbs Along the Mohawk ice cream (graham cracker ice cream with graham cracker pieces and caramel swirl)

What yall know about my favorite ice cream in the world

Happy lesbian visibility week, I went to a drag show recently and the host saw us walking in and yelled “omg are the lesbians here??? Thank goddddd”

Lucifer wanted to say hello

Thinking about the divo who cut my hair while explaining how he was technically a squatter then said he was going to use thinning shears, couldn’t find them and went “okay cool guess we’re done here then” sent me on my way lmao

First sober 420 in 10 years and all you can eat sushi

Barb and Star go to Vista Del Mar is a cinematic masterpiece

I have never once felt at home in my body and that combined with lack of rhythm makes dancing feel like I am throwing around several bags of bricks in every direction

Went to some gay bars not in Brooklyn and it just made me painfully miss the silly fun gay bars that are in Brooklyn :((