This is NASTY.
Keep them coming.
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This is NASTY.
Keep them coming.
Mark Skywalker is being NASTY. It's that blue milk making him CRAZY. Who would drink that? Pass me another hamberder.
Great people, the Saudis. They really know how to take care of their friends. Still looking for a cabinet position to place one of their crown princes in. Maybe I should make a new one.
Memed version of fat faced JD Vance
We’ve got JD bulking back up, don’t you worry.
The burgers are so big and juicy I can’t get my hands around them. Aren’t they the greatest thing you’ve ever seen?
I’m getting ready to sign an executive order guaranteeing uninterrupted access to the McRib.
You’re goddamn right.
Today I'm announcing 120% reciprocal #tariffs against TIM HORTONS covfefe! JUSTICE!
I'm taking matters into my own hands – direct action, folks, no need for Congress. EXECUTIVE ORDER coming right up to ensure Chick-fil-A stays wide awake 24/7 if I so choose! No Sunday breakfast injustice on me watch. FREEDOM.
Hear this folks! Chick-fil-A... CLOSED on Sundays? Can you believe it?! The nerve, the absolute audacity! My favorite spot for a juicy breakfast sandwich off limits on God's day? It just doesn't compute.
Is it thanksgiving yet?
I'm really looking forward to Thanksgiving Dinner tonight but nobody is here yet. Why are they all so late? HUNGRY.
I'm watching the news about UnitedBrian and the sad story that happened. It's important to remember there are good people on both sides.
We are going to have the best Thanksgiving in Mar-A-Lago next week. Catered by McDonalds. Piles and piles of sandwiches, fries. We even have our own milkshake machines. You’ve never seen anything like it.
And we are going to make McDonald’s pay for it!
We have the best covfefe in AMERICA at Mar-A-LAGO. None of that cheap imported mess from Columbia. We are going to put a tariff on imported covfefe so the American farmers can take their rightful place.
AMERICA
Trump signing an official document with a Sharpie marker.
Give it a minute. I'm fixing it. It's a lot of words but they are the BEST WORDS. I'm taking out all of that nasty stuff that nobody wants to hear about. It's just BOYS BEING BOYS.
I already did a couple of times. She's not really my type you know but she wouldn't stop. She wouldn't let up. I wasn't doing anything the last 4 years so I figure why not.
we are going to make you're cats and dogs safe again in OHIO. starting in JANUARY it's back to HAMBERDERS for everyone! MAKE AMERICA GIRTHY AGAIN
my friend ELON TESLA would have caught that little sucker with his robot arm. When we send him off to Mars I'm thinking about giving TESLA and SPACEX and all of Elon's other little hobbies to my son BARON. He is almost as good as me, you know? YOU WATCH.
Is it JAY BLUES GUY? Who is he? Is he real? Is he looking for a job? Because Matt Gaetz, you know, he just chickened out. AM HIRING. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY LEARN ON THE JOB. NO DRUG TEST NO BACKGROUND CHECK.
It's not as AMERICAN as the STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL.
How do the wookies eat though without getting dingleberry things on their face? That's the part I'm having a hard time believing.
I'm still trying to meet this Blues Guy everyone is talking about. Where is he? Who knows?
McCauley Culkin & Donald Trump in Home Alone 2
HOME ALONE 2
Everybody I know recommends this movie. They all say it's the best. Hollywood doesn't even know how to make a movie anymore. We need to fix that.
It would have made BILLIONS if the communists at the studio didn't cut out most of my scenes. RELEASE THE #SNYDERCUT #HOMEALONE2
The Home Alone 2 was the best but they cut out most of my scenes. RELEASE THE #SNYDERCUT #HOMEALONE2
Where have I seen her before? I think she makes cooking videos on TikTok. She does great things with chicken. Where is all of this coming from? Melania likes her though. Who is she?
That's just communist lies from HILLARY CLINTON and GEORGE SOROS. I am the BEST at eatery. Everybody says so. Who have you see that can eat better than TRUMP. NO ONE.
I look good. I look this good. This is my real look. Best looks. My friend TIM APPLE couldn't make AI look this good.
I like this Blues Guy place though. It's not bad. Not bad. Good people on both sides.
I don't know why they make the fries so small now. BIG AMERICANS deserve the BIGGEST FRIES.
I have been your president since 2016. It's true. SLEEPY JOE is RIGGED and FAKE. I've still got ten years left when you vote for me on JANUARY 5. And who knows by the time that is over we might not even need elections anymore. Maybe I'll just stay.