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Darren Green

@pinkmongoose

Academic in blue food, aquatic animal health, and ecology. Play music, grow veg, web nerdery, yarncraft, hills, and lift heavy things. University of Stirling but from Lincolnshire. Thoughts dependent on environment and social structures around me.

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It's very needy. And all the time I've used discord I've never noticed any change in it whatsoever.

08.03.2026 21:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Barley water (horchata, orgeat) _predates brewing_.

But yeah, cows.

06.03.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New review on genetics and marine disease just landed!
doi.org/10.1098/rstb...

My first paper in Phil Trans!
("You're a _scientist_ if you've got an ology...")

No I'm not in Maths now. Will get that fixed...

06.03.2026 11:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ultimately I think, neither business nor government want this sort of thing. They want you on social media where you can be controlled and monetised.

Which is why I absolutely maintain my own website.

05.03.2026 08:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's so much better than invading places and causing wars.

01.03.2026 07:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Acid risks it. Hot temperatures risk it. Older milk a risk. Looking at it funny, risk. Divine whim, risk.

28.02.2026 08:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Five whys though. Why does the US government want infectious diseases back. Is it an attempt at genocide at certain demographics?

27.02.2026 07:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought we were in this mode for years already. Brexit, tuition fees, house ownership patterns, poor internet regulation, triple lock pensions... All symptoms of it.

27.02.2026 07:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Bible was a Christening present from my aunt and uncle, who signed it and wished me well on the endpaper. Similarly, I've got a KJ from an ancestor from the 19th century. I would consider neither sacrilegious in itself.

24.02.2026 14:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm adding Ravenna to this list for 401-410 AD.

24.02.2026 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tiddy Mun - Wikipedia

Can I offer a local one to me, the Tiddy Mun?

I'm not sure bog spirits count as a cryptid, but still.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiddy_Mun

23.02.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These stories when you read them are so often less impressive than they look. In this case, there's an entire plot of land - previously not built on but an old car park - between her and the sea. Lo and behold, it's now being developed. Don't rely on views over derelict land!

19.02.2026 18:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was firm that a live lecture is just one take. So if you're doing a recorded lecture, that's one take too. I've known people mucking around editing and reshooting and the like and... there's just no time for that.

16.02.2026 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Named is pretty vague, mate. I know six people alone whose names pop up in the Epstein Files somewhere or other. And none of those people had anything to do with him.

08.02.2026 13:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hi think you whill find that the Muppet Show is a quintessential icon of Brrritish cultyure.

07.02.2026 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New paper just landed!

link.springer.com/article/10.1...

Measuring consideration of aquatic ecosystems in national biodiversity conservation planning through text analysis

05.02.2026 10:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait until you find out about coworkers.

Took me years to realise that invalid carriages were allowed.

04.02.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A poultry effort

04.02.2026 21:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Psalms 109:7-9 is a sick burn isn't it.

7 When he is tried, let him be found guilty,
and may his prayers condemn him.
8 May his days be few;
may another take his place of leadership.
9 May his children be fatherless
and his wife a widow.

(NIV)

04.02.2026 11:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In Stirling we have so many now that it's a reasonable chance of being right.

04.02.2026 11:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This deserved a follow, b.t.w.

04.02.2026 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm never sure whether to support spoonguard or to ban it.

04.02.2026 11:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just think of it as... central. :D

02.02.2026 14:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This surely should count towards some sort of Erdos-Bacon-Epstein number or something.

02.02.2026 13:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This sort of internet lynch mob is worthy of Twitter isn't it.

31.01.2026 19:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol

23.01.2026 10:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I usually work on the assumption that 5% of any survey respondents pressed the wrong button or are too thick to understand the question.

17.01.2026 06:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And I see there's a US version too.

07.01.2026 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is fun.

07.01.2026 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Gagh Shack

28.12.2025 09:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0