Donald J. Drumpf

The war with Iran may not be over, but I have definitely defeated Dubai! www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

Food prices could rise as Iran conflict disrupts fertilizer supply chain The Iran conflict is disrupting fertilizer shipments through the Strait of Hormuz, raising supply concerns and potentially increasing global food inflation.

The Iran conflict is disrupting fertilizer shipments through the Strait of Hormuz, which could seriously raise food prices here in the USA.

But we can all agree it's a small price to pay. Amirite?
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Gas prices in Central Texas are up 27% in one month.

But we can all agree it's a small price to pay. Amirite?

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Rising fuel prices increase costs for truckers According to AAA, diesel prices are increasing faster than gasoline, adding new costs for drivers and trucking companies.

Truck drivers are feeling the impact of rising diesel prices, which are increasing faster than gasoline, adding new costs for drivers and trucking companies.

But we can all agree it's a small price to pay. Amirite? www.wbrc.com/2026/03/12/r...

Trump Is The Danger He Warned Us About Based on his own tweets, he's incompetent and dangerous.

I warned you if you elected a weak, incompetent president who can't negotiate for shit you could end up with World War III! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/trum...

Of course, Pete Hegseth is encouraging our troops to pray!

IT'S JENIUS.

I HAVE CONCEPTS OF A PLAN TO END THE WAR IN IRAN! IT WILL BE READY IN TWO WEEKS, BELIEVE ME!

This is the face I make when Pete Hegseth is lying about bombing children.

Eric?

It's Still the Economy. And Trump's Still Stupid. Even Fox Business can't spin the latest Trump jobs disaster.

What #jobsreport? unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/its-...

AMERICA IS IN THE TOILET BUT IRAN WILL HAVE A GREAT FUTURE. MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN (MIGA!)

Corey Lewandowski's girlfriend has been fired. She must deep-clean the blanket and return it within 48 hours.

War! What is it good for? It's good for making people shut up about Epstein.

We will destroy Iran's MISGUIDED RELIGION by bringing about the END TIMES! You're welcome, America!

TSA workers brace for missed paychecks as shutdown and war tensions mount Amid a U.S. war with Iran and the risk of terrorist attacks, some lawmakers say it's a bad time for TSA workers to have their paychecks stalled by a shutdown.

Many people are saying I picked the wrong week to start an unprovoked war against a major state sponsor of terrorism. www.csmonitor.com/Business/202...

The war in Iran is part of God's divine plan to protect rich white pedophiles. NO FURTHER QUESTIONS!

Pam: Global Markets are not reacting as POSITIVELY to my Not-Forever-But-As-Long-As-It-Takes War as you and Whiskey Pete predicted! People are even quoting Jeffrey Epstein's predictions I would "bomb Iran" if I get "cornered like a rat"! Start the shredding, NOW!!! President DJD

The "War Is Peace" President "Forever wars" are over! Replaced by "as long as it takes."

War Is Peace!

Epstein Is Boring!

Bombing Children Is Exciting! unprecedented.ghost.io/archive/the-...

Who knew the arrest of Prince Andrew would freak me out so much I'd start World War 3?

We do not seek democracy in Iran, we just seek to get the New York Times off the Epstein case. Thank you for your short attention spans in this matter.

We just lost 3 of our invincible F-15 fighter jets to "friendly fire," but don't worry, I'm told if we cut Food Stamps for another 10 million Americans we will be able to buy new ones. #Winning #StayStrong

Iran's Supreme Leader is dead and Pete Hegseth's wife just made $400,000 on Polymarket.

Accurate.

Many people are saying the Trump Board of Peace is my most successful scam since Trump University.

No foreign wars unless I'm about to get exposed for child rape.

A professor challenged the Smithsonian. Security shut the gallery. As President Donald Trump seeks to reshape museums and other cultural institutions, historian James Millward has been “guerrilla teaching” visitors about changes that have been made.

FREE SPEECH AT THE SMITHSONIAN IS BANNED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. IF YOU PREVIOUSLY OPPOSED "CANCEL CULTURE," THANK YOU FOR YOUR INATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

Kash Patel has inspected all of the genitals in the locker room of the U.S. Men's Hockey Team and he is very happy! As usual, I will be in charge of the inspections at the Miss Teen USA pageant.

Top Noem aide entered cockpit before firing pilot over missing blanket, sources say WASHINGTON, Feb 23 (Reuters) - Top U.S. homeland security aide Corey Lewandowski entered the cockpit of a government jet uninvited during a flight last year, after which he fired a pilot over a

I am shocked to learn that Corey Lewandowski has violated our "sterile cockpit rule" so soon after leaving his jizz all over Kristi Noem's blanket! www.aol.com/articles/top...