dylan 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦

Hey again

belated valentines post. This is how marriage should look

happy new years, leaving the gr*ndr watermark was intentional lol

this was taken before I worked 60 hours and greeted 1000+ people in 4 days, and I'm still recovering

so like wtf happened to Grindr? I deleted it back when they removed the block feature until after someone messages you, and now the feed has so many people that are hundreds of kms away? and like the ads are constant.

Honestly that one person on tiktok that called me fat bastard ate. like these titties are direct from Austin Powers

Took a bit over a month off at the gym but I'm back at it

I shouldn't be in charge of my own money

Chocolate chip cookies cooling on wire racks

Not a nude but like honestly better

Happy friday

like we just don't shove our fingers into holes and rub prostates and film it like out forefathers

there's a lack of guys getting fingered videos, it's probably the greatest travesty of our generation :/

yes I was constantly worried it would just leak out but ya boy is tight

no pic from the sauna today but I did do my workout with a load in me so there's that

A Spotify wrapped image that shows Taylor Swift's tortured poets department album on top. With the top artist of Taylor Swift, Dixon Dallas, Chappell Roan, Lady Gaga, and Miley Cyrus. The top songs of better without you, good lookin, F-150, something to feel, and like whiskey(all by Dixon Dallas.) And a total minutes listened of 29,488

ngl I thought I was listening to Dixon Dallas in the off season when they don't track, no regrets though.

pits obvi, nose should be in the bush when sucking anyway

Tummy Tuesday

literally just sitting next to a guy that I was going to fool around with in the sauna, but couldn't because we were alone, was enough to have me leaking pre cum. And even after a shower my dick was still wet when I got home

happy chest and tris day to all who celebrate

Well your last tweet was about your hands smelling like ham and balls so i think you're safe

peekaboo peen

hello from the sauna (again)

pre

someone should have been helping me by hitting my prostate :/

Not thanksgiving related (because Canada's was last month) but I made a glazed ham because I wanted ham.
We're on night 3 of eating it and I can't wait to have more tomorrow

the post right after this was about hump day and did in a fact mention stuffing

Left, then right, then middle??