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You've heard of a kitchen witch? Well, I am a bathroom witch.

You know bread is good when you dont have to do anything to it for it to be the tastiest thing ever.

What is the worst movie and why is it 'Just Between Friends' starring Ted Danson and Mary Tyler Moore?

Is this where I type the scary/sad/angry thoughts about the world so I can sleep?

Yay! I love all those games!

a woman is sitting at a table with a glass of wine and a spoon in her hand . Alt: a 1920's woman or flapper is sitting at a table with a glass of ice cream and a spoon in her hand . She takes a big bite and smiles.

I've always sounded like a plucky kid from the 1920s because I say things like "Gee Willikers!" and "Spiffy!"

Gee I sure hope my cats can take care of me when I am old.

Happy are they whom the muses love! HAIL MUSES! 💜

OH MY GOD ARE YOU THERE FOR MUSES? 😍👠

Lol 💯 I am Kronk! I bet the reality is that no one will notice or care, but I am not really a rule breaker, so this is big for me!

Gotta sneak out of work 45min early for an interview. Never done this before. No PTO! Started parking elsewhere, picked an exit route that has no windows into the bldg, timed how long it took me to get to the car, plan on leaving my laptop on my desk and light on in my classroom. I feel like a spy!

just a fucking weird statement on it's face but also highlights how filthy rich and completely out of touch trump's whole cabinet is. a private boat for a family vacation? stopping by a billionaire's island for lunch? nannies, plural?? the epstein class, indeed.

I'm in my 40s and I finally found a lipstick that doesnt make me look weird. Its purple though and I dont think I can wear purple lipstick every day.

Jalapeño and cheese bagel, toasted, dipped in spicy queso blanco. NOICE!

Here's a lesson I probably should've learned by now: don't put a pimple patch half on your lip and then eat an apple.

Sometimes if I think about Pizza the Hutt when I am eating pizza, it turns my stomach and I can't eat any pizza. I couldnt even attach a pic here because ew.

Actually, strange women lying about in ponds distributing swords as a system of selecting government is starting to sound pretty good right now.

Song is Fade Into You by Mazzy Star 🌟

Dreamy photo of a soft light small lamp on the edge of a vanity. There are ceramic bowls of dried petals and crystals, elegant perfume bottles, a goddess figure, unlit candles, and pretty cards featuring vibrant artwork.

Boudoir shot unstaged unfocused

My night: fast food burger, shower, meds, gummy, listen to the same song x10, cry a little, laugh a little, cuddle the cats, pass out before 10pm. <fin>

I want the Katherine perspective of Working Girl (1985) cause while Katherine was in the hospital, Tess came in there & slept in her bed, wore her clothes, rifled through her personal letters and belongings, took her prescriptions, and fucked her boyfriend. Like what?!?

a woman in pink pants is dancing on a dance floor in front of a group of people . Alt: a woman in pink pants is dancing very ridiculously on a dance floor in front of a group of people .

So glad I found Kath & Kim

Donkey Kong Bananza: I feel like the koolaid man just smashing the shit out of everything. SO IN LOVE ❤️ 🍌

Yeah! These are all the fun treats. For dinner I am baking some lemon pepper fish and roasting some random root veggies. 😋

I dunno why I picked those three things.... they seem very similar palate wise. Umami/sweet/bit of bitter. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

My NYE plan: baked brie with bacon and figs, cherry coke cocktail weenies, and black forest yule log while watching ghostbusters 2.

Fluffy tabby kitten snuggles his tiny lion plushie while he falls asleep atop a green cat tree.

Gizmo is letting me clip his butthole hair! What a good baby!

Inconceivable! (Sorry. Someone had to!)

How I'm walking out of 2025