The great Barbossa

you scared them

skating all over the dunning kruger scale like a half pipe by thinking that the fact that I think I'm stupid makes me smart which makes me stupid.

I mean either way it's a core tennant of the ideology.

me...

dick soup actually, but it makes sense you misremembered.
those letters are pretty similar.

sorry, but does she sleep in the jet or smth???
should we encase her in a 50 cm thick tungsten cube to keep her safe???

his book? das kapital?

it is more mentally fulfilling, like can you evem blame them??

fucked up, one percentage point in each direction away from being funny.
generational fumble.

Elon tweet saying Grok speaks the truth and Grok tweet saying Elon is a pedophile.

ok but like genuinely, have you read marx?

marxism is when you have to perpetually drink piss so you don't have to eat shit.

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

"women" and "meow" are only one extra letter appart, think about that, isn't it beautiful?

WTI crude is up 24% 187 upvotes 64 comments Inevitable-Scheme-38 1h Edited This is what we get for Abraham Lincoln not letting General Sherman absolutely shitface the entire South. This is what we get for letting Southerners vote in the first place. Get ready folks, the best is yet to come! The dumbest people in the US are the ones with all the voting power, yay!!

your average r/stocks poster now has "William T Sherman didn't go far enough" as a baseline, things are going Well for capitalism I see

everyone always tries to say they're not white, but when you dare them to drop any racial slur, they drop that idea like a hot potato.

iran must've dwvelloped some kind of bluetooth bomb that can explode in mutliple places at once

I dont feel very smart today

Please don't humor the human pet guy. Yes mock, ridicule, bully, etc, but don't engage him like he's too harmless or stupid to be considered the hateful bigot he is.

He himself is not a pet - he is a virus and needs to be treated as such.

zygarde pokemon

damn, I thought everyone knew that it works by letting you take your penis off like one of those mister potatohead toys.

dude I'd hate if my employer did that kinda shit.

additionally get like a short, sort of ominous sounding phrase, and sometimes just say that mid conversation, while pretending you didn't.

I'm planning to get myself a new bike soon tbh. the writings on the wall that gas prolly won't get cheaper any time soon

h- h- how m-many week s??

my favourite part of vocaloid music is how people redesign the characters to fit the song.
it's just really charming to me.

all the same thing anyway.
big doctor just wants to sound smart before he eats your extracted nuts