When your only tool is a hammer . . .
When your only tool is a hammer . . .
Ahem . . .
Who hid in a bunker because of a rally close to his home?
These people are just absurd.
Nothing like having to explain your anti-clever insults
Iβm so embarrassed for us
Seems like this war is another βpump and dumpβ market manipulation.
Better bring along the cadaver dogs
Do we know this?
And Iran is going to say . . .
How much you wanna bet certain members of Congress, Trumpβs Cabinet and other cronies bought stock in oil companies about a month ago, and are ditching it now??
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Ewww
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Stolen valor
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Because he can and because he is.
Iβve already spent $450 in 2026, WITH insurance. Thatβs just the copayment.
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Oy vey
I would like somebody to create a mini series called βThe Files.β
Change the names, but use the details.
Ah.
Trump had caused me to realize that I have an heretofore unknown capacity for pettiness and schadenfreude.
I canβt help it.
I vote for #4.
Yes. I do.
Exactly
*Ukraine, by proxy
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Oh, thank you! I am doing taxes today (blech), so no time to watch today, but Iβm looking forward to trying it out.
It was awfully nice of you to do a YouTube search for me. π
She talks this way about brown-skinned immigrants, too.
Itβs horrific. And Iβm sorry.
Recipe, please?π
What would you serve with it?
I can trade you for the recipe for Groundnut Stew if you donβt already have it
At least heβll be on his deathbed. π€·ββοΈ
Nah. Just another Fortunate Son.
Send #ICE to fight this freaking war.
Since they donβt think that they need training, donβt give them any.
And make ICE fight in ICE-only units.
As if Venezuela wasnβt bad enough
A whole bunch of people I know are making Hamburger Helper with less hamburger and more helper.
Fuck JFK and his assumption that people are helplessly and fecklessly eating too much beef.
Whatβs next? Is he going to start telling people to go back to eating chicken feet?
He and Trump could bond over it.