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Scotty Ray

@theterminizer

all my posts go viral, they're just asymptomatic

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Can't spell pesto without pest

11.03.2026 21:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/talk...

11.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Team USA baseball players are just like the real troops: their boss doesn't understand what they need to do to win the tournament, either

11.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just in case yall think Iโ€™m playing

11.03.2026 20:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 47 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

George C. Scott, actually

11.03.2026 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Counterpoint: someone getting hit in the nuts

11.03.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'll be fine. It sounds fine. IT'S FINE

11.03.2026 20:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Friday lol
(It's self imposed. I will never stop working on something if I don't schedule an album release show and then set deadlines backwards from there. The last week is always frantic but I have to make myself stop)

11.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just immediately start ugly crying "thank you!!"

11.03.2026 19:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"

11.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"that guitar riff is about 1.5 decibels too loud and the kick drum is slightly out of time with the bass here"
"Thanks for listening!

11.03.2026 19:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Constantly reminding myself that if anyone ever obsesses over every single note of this stupid record I'm making to pick out all its flaws as much as I am, I've already made it big

11.03.2026 19:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The really annoying thing is the other guy is just into adhesives

11.03.2026 19:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tactical legumes

11.03.2026 18:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dude Peas: garbanzo beans for men

11.03.2026 18:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah screw it Iโ€™m planning a spring break in South Padre can I get 12 other middle aged dudes to sleep on the floor of a Best Western with me

11.03.2026 12:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 50 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If paypal and venmo are the same company, why do I have to constantly try and remember who uses which one?? Just make them the same thing! Gah!

11.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not my first rodeo

11.03.2026 15:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
3 day forecast: rain, 1.82"; rain, 1.31"; rain, 1.34"

3 day forecast: rain, 1.82"; rain, 1.31"; rain, 1.34"

Sorry, we've got problems of our own up here

11.03.2026 15:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll bring a power strip for all our CPAPs

11.03.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you know an unwatched documentary on the battle of Stalingrad hate to see him coming

11.03.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 102 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I already have a wine making kit I'm neglecting. Fuck, now I'm stressed about that!!

11.03.2026 04:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyway, hobbies are fun, you should try one

11.03.2026 04:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very much at that point of "this thing I love doing so much I want to spend all my time doing it is causing me so much stress but if it you don't get stressed sometimes you're not pushing yourself hard enough but this isn't healthy for me and I want to be done but there's nothing else I'd rather do"

11.03.2026 04:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now I am become Death, destroyer of worlds, and this is my wife, Patti.

11.03.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 121 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Basketball needs to play advantage on fouls like soccer

11.03.2026 04:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(this is the time of year when if I post something that makes no sense, it's probably about the Portland Timbers)

11.03.2026 03:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haven't seen him in years. Was kinda wondering if he was still with us

11.03.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing Alt: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing

Me

11.03.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Shot of a TV screen that says "rip city season ticket member of the game 
Andrew Tinker
22 years
Favorite Blazer game moment
The season leading up to the 2019 western conference finals" with a picture of a guy with his arms folded standing at the top corner of a basketball arena with the seats and court behind him and a bald head with longish hair around the sides

Shot of a TV screen that says "rip city season ticket member of the game Andrew Tinker 22 years Favorite Blazer game moment The season leading up to the 2019 western conference finals" with a picture of a guy with his arms folded standing at the top corner of a basketball arena with the seats and court behind him and a bald head with longish hair around the sides

#1 Fan sighting!! #RCTID

11.03.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 18 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0