She calls me "Ankle"
I call her "Knees"
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She calls me "Ankle"
I call her "Knees"
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the difference
RIP dodo mayana
What to know about the DOJ revoking citizenship of naturalized Americans
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Galaxy AI sketch
Emeka of Antioch 😂
Nobody declines incoming calls faster than a 2 - 3 year old watching Cocomelon on YouTube.
Bananas are berries, but strawberries aren’t. Botany is trolling us, and we’re just eating the punchline.
If the Cheetah is known to be the fastest in the animal kingdom, why then do we measure the speed of cars in HORSEPOWER?
What if Pep Guardiola's ex-wife was the tactical genius?
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Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves...
~ George Gordon Byron
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Italians are such great automobile designers.
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Taxation is low-key theft.
A pun enters a room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
We are saved to serve, and save others.
• Army storms Parliament to arrest MPs.
• Citizens storm the streets to protest and block the army.
• Army withdraws.
• President stands impeached.
All this drama in 1 day.
Do you know what has just happened in South Korea?
• Their besieged, unpopular president declares a state of emergency and martial law.
• President bans protests and censors the media.
• Parliament rejects the decree and votes to restore the constitutional order by 190-0.
Vox Populi, Vox Dei.
"If I am worth something later, I'm worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is grass in the beginning"
~ Van Gough
The smell of Christmas is in the air 🧑🎄
The most aesthetically pleasing women come out at night.
Facts! 😂
I put my daughter to bed an hour ago and she's just come down and asked me if cats have shoulders.
This gets me 😂 every damn time.
A failure through and through.
Having too many meetings is a sign of poor leadership.
A beautiful day. Feeling great underneath a blue sky.
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #2,941,505, Amur Leopard @gep.bsky.social, joined on Jan 8, 2024"
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #2,941,505!
Nigeria's democratic facade bellies a dictatorial reality.
Los Angeles wakes up to an earthquake
