Driptych

Don’t worry, if they try to take you on there are plenty of people who will have your back!

a man in a green suit and tie is smiling in a dark room ALT: a man in a green suit and tie is smiling in a dark room

The hockey version of this gif. Every. Time.

Anyone can like a RB team, only those with taste and refinement appreciate the delicate inflections and nuances of being a Sharks fan.

I heard he’s planning on driving over for the shows!

If you want a podcast other than the one I'm making, make it yourself, don't tell me to do something different.

Come on, we can do this!

Is invaluable like inflammable? Where the word can mean opposite things? If so, then yes, it is invaluable.

And they looked at that world and thought “how can we make this more unforgiving?”

When you posted this I had no idea it was about the MKE EMG winning JOTY.

[AI slop art of a person holding a burrito above their head saying “you’ll have to pry it out of my cold dead hands” goes here]

Flav 1990: I can't do nuttin' for ya man!

Flav 2026: I’m taking all these athletes to Vegas!

This seems like a flammatory comment.

Dire Straights are a different band. Insecure heterosexual groove.

I don’t think I was. But it would be understandable if someone did, since both are mythical creatures that exist mainly in your own mind.

The GUJT is dead, long live the GUJT!

No bad jams!

Devastating critique of the typical American view of retirement savings.

Everything I know about business I learned from First Citywide Change Bank.

Sweet! If I buy a bunch of tickets and resell them for face value just think of how much profit I’ll make!

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Tess Gallagher tried to fix that, but people liked the old broken down park attractions better.

Don’t encourage them.

Surprise!

Black and white photo of author Raymond Carver, a middle-aged white man with salt and pepper hair, stares straight at the camera.

We couldn’t afford to go to Mitchumland and had to settle for Carvertown. Everyone was always somewhat sad by the end of the trip.

This is art.

My guess for location is Cafe Bizou.

KWCW - from the shores of Lakum Duckum to the walls of the state penitentiary.

Congrats, eh?

Fair. The overarching themes of ACNH are clearly struggle and the futility of becoming too attached to anything.

Why redo your island when you can make slumber islands?