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To goon, perchance to cum—ay, there's the rub: For in that hypnostate what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause—there's the respect That makes a mess of so long a sesh.

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The limit for too many physical books is like a single bookcase imo. Beyond that you gotta go digital or go to the library.

12.03.2026 13:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have they tried renaming it the Gulf of America yet?

12.03.2026 12:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot of my nas showing 8TB used out of my 18tb pool

Screenshot of my nas showing 8TB used out of my 18tb pool

I have four drives in raid 10 and I'm so glad I built this out two years ago before this AI shitstorm

12.03.2026 01:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can you even run RAID with only two drives? I guess just limited to either raid1 or raid0?

12.03.2026 01:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Did he fit some dihydrogen monoxide into it? That'll really sell the people on hydrogen

11.03.2026 14:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The most relatable thing about babies is how upset they get when they just wanna poop but can't get their little bodies to let the poop out.

We all been there lil bro, I get it.

11.03.2026 04:56 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My Dad is an engineer and built his dream house with no intention of ever reselling it. the positives are that it is an insanely energy efficient system, but he also thinks architecture is a scam so it looks like a sims house.

10.03.2026 21:16 👍 112 🔁 8 💬 6 📌 0

Idk man, cannons are very dick-and-balls coded imo

10.03.2026 23:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Were they shooting cannon_balls_ or did they figure out cannon ovaries?

10.03.2026 23:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Boneless for sure

07.03.2026 17:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought it was New Balance

06.03.2026 17:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

🐊❤️🐀🐀🐀🐀

05.03.2026 13:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I want to give the rats to gator man, gator man is friend ❤️

05.03.2026 13:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Eastern Grey Squirrel in the trails around Mammoth Cave National Park

Eastern Grey Squirrel in the trails around Mammoth Cave National Park

Chipmunk on a moss patch in Cuyahoga National Park

Chipmunk on a moss patch in Cuyahoga National Park

California Ground Squirrel in Crater Lake National Park (that's the titular lake behind him)

California Ground Squirrel in Crater Lake National Park (that's the titular lake behind him)

A Douglas Squirrel in North Cascades National Park

A Douglas Squirrel in North Cascades National Park

Do any of these fit the bill?

04.03.2026 16:07 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What the fuck can a two week old baby have nightmares about? No boob?

04.03.2026 10:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I will never vote for Jamelle Bouie.

01.03.2026 01:05 👍 662 🔁 139 💬 13 📌 8

My favorite broke food is a slice of toast with pizza sauce, shredded cheese, and if you're feeling bougie a little pepperoni

01.03.2026 04:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds cute

01.03.2026 01:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Could have simply played Dead Cells

28.02.2026 13:25 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The only embed I have enabled so far

26.02.2026 02:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No luck required if you do it yourself! Mine started as a joke with a couple friends and then became "ok but what if we did it for real??". First year was just two of us (a third was joining but literally blew his tire on the way to the start lol), then 7 or so the next year, a bit over 10, etc.

26.02.2026 00:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Small group rides can be really fun too though! I organize one for like 5-15 people or so every year to hit up all the Dick's Drive In locations in Seattle (about a 20 mile ride over 4ish hours including stops), just some (gender neutral) dudes ridin around eatin burgs!

25.02.2026 22:29 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You mean NWSL (National Women's Soccer League) instead of MLS (Major League Soccer) I assume? I mean I don't think MLS prohibits women but she would certainly be in uncharted territory (MLS Youth Academy has young women now and then though).

25.02.2026 22:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Finally a date and it's so soon! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

25.02.2026 20:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Of course it is

25.02.2026 20:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A year and a half on _and_ with a newborn I still pass my random cup inspection. My wife on the other hand currently has TWO FULL GLASSES of water on her nightstand (but it's ok, she needs it)

25.02.2026 20:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FYI if I mention any of you to my wife I call you either "my buddy" or "this guy I know online" and I think y'all can figure out for yourselves which is which.

25.02.2026 07:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think wood is actually pretty good as an insulator (it's got lots of air pockets) and a good seal will make it pretty watertight. Lightweight (depending on specific wood, anyway)... seems like it could be a unique "sip-feel" sort of experience though.

25.02.2026 07:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woah wooden mug seems cool as hell. What's it like to drink out of (if you've used it of course)? Curious how well it retains heat and how it is to clean too.

25.02.2026 00:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It's not to reheat it, it's to do the initial cooking! Microwaving any sea creature feels vaguely like a hate crime.

25.02.2026 00:05 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0