James Cook

This the only way for cash to make a comeback imo

Graeme’s post on my laptop in the foreground. In the background, the very same picture on my wall.

Foreground - background

Bugonia was all set to be my favourite of all the best picture noms and then it fucked it so badly.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Yay! Loved the first series

Surely the Triumph of the Lord?

Welcome to the Garyneum, the 13 day period between the birthdays of Gary Numan and Gary Oldman.

The plot hinges on the fact that she’s an ‘older woman’. She is less than one year older than him.

I’m a bitter old sod so this is probably not for me, but if people my kids’ age like it then job done.

Also, if the show is ‘mostly fine with some decent bits’ it’ll already be better than the US version’s first 11 series.

Pretty difficult to refute a single thing in this perfect assessment of where the f**k we are, from @iandunt.bsky.social:

Someone’s been watching Villa

to ease the pressure on my parent friends on world book day, i’m going to write a children’s book called ‘the child who just wore their regular clothes’

As cathartic as it is to watch those clips of Noem being called out, it does make me think of the old saying about playing chess against a pigeon.

Linktr.ee/shoobypodcast

That’s a shame, ‘My Brother’ is a banger

The Doctor regenerates into En Vogue. All 4 members. They have adventures.

You are a trailblazer

I’ve started asking comedians ‘how’s Taskmaster going?’ when I see them at gigs. Found one so far.

Caribbean Cruise
Now we’re sharing the same booze
And the buffet shuts at one
No more chips in the sun

I plan to meet the end of the world knackered and full of overpriced service station 'food'

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen.

Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

What are you gonna do with all this cheese?
All this cheese inside my knees?
I’m gonna feed it to my bees
To my bees with Richard Keys

When you see this from another (childish monster voice) angle for Morgan Gibbs-White, I love Alpen!

When you see this from another (childish monster voice) angle for Morgan Gibbs-White, I love Alpen!

And why does he always say it like that?

They were hoping for a collab

Only credited to Williams

Shame only got to #2

Picture of the Ayatollah where we looks a bit Lettermany

So sorry to hear about David Letterman

James Blunt’s Hootenanny?