Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.
the onion newspaper is worth it for the ads
You need to have signs up for CCTV but no one is making these arseholes wear bells in public and I want to know why.
Americans can tolerate a genocide in Gaza, ICE killing and kidnapping people, Trump's racism and cruelty, but I do think high gas prices - in addition to all the other chaos - might be a bridge too far.
This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.
Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?
Last line is especially ominous
A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer
Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡
The Trump administration killed these children at an elementary school in Minab, Iran.
"our caveman descendants will have good clocks" :)
Graph showing decline in healthy life expectancy in the UK.
Crikey. Read this (www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...) for more detail
Something started happening in 2020 and is continuing to happen, which causes premature death and chronic illness, huh?
based on vibes only, i think it is. but since adults we have in the room couldn’t even call genocide a genocide, we will learn its name from the future historians, assuming we will survive.
This is illegal and a foreign interference in the elections. Jesus isn't even a US citizen.
hibernation. i already have echolocation for burritos
Koperek to jedno z pierwszych polskich słów jakiego nauczyłam swoją francuską konkubinę.
If angels are coming down from Central America and Africa speaking in all sorts of tongues they will surely get deported though, so there goes your plan...
Board of Peace - Season 1
I think that is actually the biggest problem with those systems.
It's not losing some random skill that we have made superflous, it's about taking skills that are the foundation for your agency in this world and your ability to understand it.
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.
trying out a new feature, lmk if it works
Ma formation " Comment quitter Dubaï " est disponible.
20 000 € les 10 minutes.
we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping
Two recent New York Times articles "Iran says dozens are killed in strike on school" (casts doubt and assigns no responsibility) "9 killed in israeli city near Jerusalem after Iranian missile strike" (stated as fact with an actor named)
It's deliberate.
'An oasis of calm nestled in amongst the geopolitics of the Middle East.'
And who was 'the trade' with?
“We thought we were living in a politically neutral slave state.”
My god this hits so hard
feeling compelled to post this new yorker reject from years ago, for some reason
Higher ed programs should teach more about history/philosophy/sociology of science
