Kingbooooo

Cover of "The Dead House" by Billy O'Callaghan. The background is of a coastline with large rocks, shot with an old-timey filter that makes it look almost monochromatic and spooky.

Definitely a bit of a switcheroo of who the actual main character is and the women are underwritten but! Short and deeply spooky, and the writing is beautiful. Could read this in one sitting.

Not a spoiler if you read the blurb but there is SA.

This one has been sitting on my to-read for months now. This is a portent. I should move it up the list.

Big Boo’s Haunt 👻🏚👹🎹⭐️

For every teenager that says people 30+ shouldn't be in fandom, I grow more cringe and therefore more powerful.

beautiful cover sketch

Cover for the book Dark Matter: A Ghost Story by Michelle Paver. The cover shows a frozen body of water with two mountains fading out behind. A flock of birds flies overhead.

Could have been gayer but oooh plenty spooky! Parts of it had me holding my breath. Felt like I was stuck in that greasy smoky cabin.

For what do you hunger? 🐝

a screenshot of the music video Planet of the Bass, it has a man in a white outfit and angel wings, a woman in a robe and a crown, the caption reads "Women are my favorite guy"

happy international women's day to all my international women

They should invent a way out that isn't through

Going to the ocean do you need anything

No — wait, what month is it

Uhh April 1805

Shit dude, Napoleon is master of Europe,

So

So only the British fleet stands before him

What’s your point

Bro,

I am having war flashbacks

‘markwayne.’ that is some trashy shit right there. i shouldn’t have to know about a guy named markwayne until the day im finally ready to hire a monster truck chauffeur

*hunger games cannon*

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* + . * .
. KRISTI NOEM .
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. * + .

Have you been rawdogging Spotify through your browser???

*opens bsky; reads a single post*

More like Kristi Noemore, eh?

In my head I'm imagining that Jack, like, drunkenly let it slip/bragged about it and Robby, disbelieving this, accidentally walked in on it several months later.

BYE KRISTI

"I asked Chat GPT and -" ok, I asked the exhumed corpse of Pope Formosus during the Cadaver Synod and he went "... ... ..." and then his jaw fell off and it was still a better answer

god saves his spiciest mustard for his bravest lil corndogs

Not to be an absolute basic bitch but Julius Caesar.

Brutus my beloved how can someone so smart be so, so stupid.

James Mason is in an excellent movie version as Brutus, just swanning about in robes.

I also have a real soft spot for The Tempest even if Prospero never shuts the fuck up.

OH DOES HE.

the two phases of writing: (1) writing and (2) wandering aimlessly like an unmoored ghost and complaining about not writing

I get maybe a tenth of the interaction I did on the bad site but going there is like diving headfirst into a dumpster.

I don't know where I was but I know who showed it to me, @chwineka.bsky.social and I haven't known peace since.

Renegade Denim Corset | Thistle and Spire Lingerie Compliance had a good run. Renegade prefers sheer mesh, sharp lines, and a low tolerance for rules. Denim strapless Corset featuring optional shoulder straps, sheer tulle panels, strong boning, contra...

I think I'm gonna pass on the jingerie

the >dad noises< is The Unicorn and the other guy doesn't have a name yet! He's just The Virgin for now X'D

They started out as a random illustration for a nsfw Anthology, and now I'm drawing a whole short about them

Somethings Somewhere a Few at a Time

They don't sell the specific kind I have anymore (sob) but everything I've gotten from Pact has been fantastic. Their shorts have POCKETS and they're DEEP FUNCTIONAL POCKETS

wearpact.com/women/appare...

It's still down!!!!! What am I to do???

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