Lauren says trans rights 🇺🇦 🇵🇸

a man wearing a cowboy hat says well i 'm pretty easy to bribe Alt: Kevin Vostner wearing a cowboy hat says "well I'm pretty easy to bribe"

San Fran's city council when they hear about people taking over a building for self-governance and sovereign citizenshit, but corporately:

✌️ I could've been more clear. We have a duty to listen to trans voices, and we owe nothing to Gavin.

I'm sure if I did enough spelunking in Nuck Fuentes' brain I'd find a non-horrifying opinion he has. But why waste my time when I know the key points?

It's okay to stop listening to people after they say and do stupid things, like fall for a moral panic.

He's from Cleveland, OH. Basically the same as driving to Vienna from Prague.

The fun thing about a bunch of united states is a lot of people stop thinking of 300 miles as fundamentally distinct cultures. To say nothing of the full span.

My platform is simple: ban cars from the road, add 12 bike lanes, and leave specialty vehicles alone.

Roads are for tennis shoes, roller skates, snow plows, bikes, airport busses, street sweepers, that gigantic launchpad delivery platform that NASA uses, and baby strollers.

Felwinter absolutely would

The analogy works fine. We know at least one dev is offloading his entire workload to LLMs, and we can assume this practice is either encouraged or accepted among his peers for him to be admitting it so casually.

I wouldn't risk a single dollar on a bet that this place is mostly built by humans.

Because he admitted he's using AI to do 99% of it?

If you build a house out of shit and the house is badly built, you can blame the shit you built it with.

Not a complicated thought process.

Does Pope Law forbid holding political office? Can Chicago Pope run?

Gavin Newsom is either scared to confront a far right moral panic that is actively being stoked into a desire to eradicate all trans people, OR he is personally up to his eyeballs in that moral panic.

A vote for Newsom would be a vote for whatever moral panic he's scared to face as president.

And another fun thing:

When the weather is cold, sometimes that fucker will just seal right up. And if you don't notice before you sit down to pee, it'll swell like a balloon and pop.

For men who are uncut, we have to clean it out daily. That dead skin is called "dick cheese" for a reason. It's gross, it stinks, and it can cause a yeast infection.

And after cleaning, gotta be careful to keep our pubes away while rolling it back up OR ELSE it'll feel like razor wire slicing in.

APPLE VINEGAR

That's what it was. Apple cider vinegar, light soy sauce, a bit of lemon juice, herbs, and a pinch of sugar.

I'm gonna write this down.

It's... lemony. Very fragrantly lemony. More sour than sweet.

I should label stuff.

A couple of crispy golden tofu cubes on a bed of sauted veggies

Mystery Marinade 😅

I prepped tofu in maple and wine last week, and made a smaller experimental batch of... something. Didn't label it because I was gonna throw it on the stove in 18 hours tops.

The next day I got hit by the flu, been dealing with that, and completely forgot what this is.

I'm gonna keep this one tucked away for whenever I get low on energy.

"I am an aspiring creator who has no ideas. Could you draw me a smiley face to serve as motivation so I can come up with ideas on my own?" The response is a little yellow smiley tucked inside a bigger green and blue smiley, tucked inside a larger goofy smiley with an world-spanning grin.

channeling the power of ethical "AI" to boost my creativity

Maybe the new real problem could be that her boss isn't on board with overthrowing DST?

Swear I'm not trying to get you in trouble, this is a crisis!

Until they find out I use console commands to win on easy difficulty.

a cartoon of a group of people dancing with a rainbow Alt: Lionel Hutz imagining a happier world where everyone holds hands and dances while the baby sun from Teletubbies looms ominously overhead

The scammer who was after my banking details but noticed I play the same games as them and begins to see me as another person with a rich inner world:

Did you guys just not have a dedicated pushback department when Trump voters were wearing shirts casually calling for death to journalists?

Famously we never intended to win those other wars. It's not that we thought it would be simple and bit off more than we could chew.

Actually we knew every logistical quagmire 20 years in advance and did nothing to avoid them, because presidents before Trump hated winning.

Whoa there, it's WARFIGHTER these days. Get it straight or I'll call my lawdebater.

Maybe you'd have a point if it was going well but this place is held together by duct tape and baked shit.

Waffle House has a free home run with loaded bases if they wanna connect this ban to a catch-and-release joke.

That is... such an unfortunate last name name to be trying to associate with a waffle abode.

I hope he keeps using it.

I knew of the one, I guess I shouldn't be surprised this is framed plurally.

For comedic timing, though, it's *chef's kiss*

"Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers."

*clapping*

"Tough act to follow"

Y'ALL