Matthew 🇪🇺🚇🌈🏳️‍⚧️ ally

To be honest, even I can do that one.

I rewatched the whole lot about 20 years ago. Apart from poor Barbara's treatment, the science doesn't work either. There's no way their chickens could ever create enough shit to make enough methane to power a generator that keeps their lights on.

Margot is the QUEEN.

I couldn't agree more.

I'm here to service the fleet.

Church of St Lazarus, Larnaca 🇨🇾

My little hire car 🚗

Dinner time.

Meatballs. I couldn't eat them all, she put them in a box for me.

Hello from Larnaca, Cyprus 🇨🇾

I reckon the UK's aircraft carrier will be in the middle east before Trump's hospital ship makes it to Greenland.

So while we can't get oil or gas from much of the middle east, or Russia, where will we have to buy it from? Oh. The USA or Venezuela.

It's all very calculated, these oil wars.

Go on!

Woodbridge, Suffolk. The heavens opened.

Ordnance Survey shows this spit is a path. Looks a bit damp.

Rosebud.

At last! Some dinosaurs after yesterday's disappointment at Crystal Palace 🦖🦕

Suffolk coast path: Felixstowe to Woodbridge.

Suffolk coast path - Felixstowe Ferry to Woodbridge

Adventure time: Stratford to Felixstowe.

2016! Nearly ten years ago 😲

Not as long as this classic though! 🏴‍☠️☠️🦜

Like so many before me.

I can't believe I forgot to buy cheese, I totally meant to. I'll have to blumming go back now 🧀

I promised I'd give you more notice next time, instead of just landing on you unannounced.

How very dare you! I thought about dropping in on you as well but I assumed you'd be working (hard for the money).

There was nothing there, I went over it another four rounders.

Another time, a woman came up to me and said the train had run over a cat, and what was I going to do?

I said I'll go over it again in about an hour, I'll have a look.

Just goo.

I have a pigeon-related train story too. One flew into my front window at speed. It kind of inverted its head, dust flew everywhere, then it slid down my window leaving a streak of goo. Foolishly, I put the wipers on to clear the goo, forgetting that our trains don't have screen wash.

It's a good job I only just saw this or I'd have stripped off in the 🧀 shop.

I remembered @twistedrao.bsky.social is in Dulwich as I was passing on the bus 😍

I was totally T-Rex ready 🦖

Unfortunately, the dinosaurs are shut 😭

I think I'll go and see the dinosaurs 🦕